BEHEADING IS SUNNAT [the way of the prophet muhammad]...
33 comments
"and beheading those who are ignorant..."
well, if you insist, wait while I get my ax
As I understand it, it's not just heads that get cut off.
Perhaps you don't realise it, but what you are proposing a religion of blood. Not much different from some of the Fundi-ites here, really.
Is it just me, or are the quotes on this site looking more sick, twisted, and crazy than usual lately?
How could humanity stoop so low?
And here, we see the most important difference between the Judeo-Christian God and the Islamic God.
Yahweh insists that you kill transgressors by stoning them to death, while Allah insists that you kill transgressors by chopping their heads off.
They're COMPLETELY different, you see.
Hi Jazzyrebel
If a buddy of mine [non muslim] helps me [also non muslim] with something, and as a result of this I need your help to chop his head of [It's to disgusting for me to do it]. Am I forced to chop your head of because of this or not? I mean if I am, you haven't really helped me with my issue of being disgusted by choping of heads.
Sincerely, Confused Dog.
Wow, jazzyrebel, can you hear us all the way back in the 1400s? I can guarantee you that the more heads you saw off, the more pissed off and intolerant the world at large is going to be of the Muslim faith in general. Especially with assholes like you at the helm.
"BEHEADING IS SUNNAT [the way of the prophet muhammad]...
Take your sword, and put it out on the side of the street for the trash collectors, along with the bomb components. Unload your gun and get rid of it. Take your vials of white powdery crap and straw-colored liquid, and burn them without opening them. And never, ever touch them again.
Then rake leaves or do some yard work for someone who can't get out of the house due to illness and infirmity. Take an old person to dinner. There's no shortage of lonely old people--find one to talk to. Teach one the joys of Playstation. Take some books to a local hospital. While you're there, find out if there's anything else you can do there to help out a little. Pick up some litter. Forget about a reward, you're doing it for no better reason than because it needs doing.
Congratulations. Now you're serving the creator, far more than killing a million "heathens" ever would.
"Congratulations. Now you're serving the creator"
Fuck that, if he wants that shit done, then he can do it.
@Dave:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanna donate money to charity. The priest says "Let's draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, whatever lands in the circle, we'll give to charity." The minister says "Let's draw a circle in the ground, throw the money in the air, whatever lands outside the circle, we'll give to charity." The rabbi says, "Let's just throw the money in the air; whatever God wants, God keeps."
Nah, I dunno why either. I'm in a weird mood.
Classic wrote:
"Didn't it used to be that the Muslims were the ones who were literate and generally cool about stuff? Mongols.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
