1. God is Real
And the most intelligent thing I've said all night:
Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?
Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work.
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"Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus? Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work."
If that's the most intelligent thing you've said all night, I'd truly hate to see the rest of it.
Okay, lets just say you win with your 'there's something there argument'. Calling this material god is a BIG leap, but then deciding that this MATERIAL had a son named Jesus, well...
"God is Real"
"1. God is Real"
'Does the prosecution have ANY evidence ??'
'No, but look at it this way your honour, somebody was murdered somewhere, why not just say this guy killed them ?? It'll save the police alot of work.'
"Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?"
I prefer to call it "Bucky the wonder rabbit and his pixie chum Foo-Foo!" because (a) it is no less right than your choice, (b) it is a damn sight funnier, and (c) people are not very likely to take it seriously and start persecuting people in the name of Bucky and Foo-Foo.
Praise be to Bucky in his mystical warren paradise!
"it saves you a lot of brain work"
Which is why the likes of you prefer the Bible. It does the thinking for you.
Me, I like brain work. At least it proves I have a brain to work.
I think, BaH. Therefore you are... a twat. [/Descartes]
Where did God come from?
Yeah, believing in arrant nonsense does indeed save you a lot of brain work.
" they dont(sic) even make since"
Since what? Your lobotomy?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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