God created men for his good pleasure and intelligience is one way we are made in his image. Man is the only intelligent creature on Earth. How is it his discipling unruly people can be carried over to women having no control over their sexual appitite.
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God created men for his good pleasure
Evidence that God is gay?
intelligience is one way we are made in his image
But you show a decided lack of it.
Man is the only intelligent creature on Earth
The mice, rats, dolphins, whales, apes, and wolves all disagree with you. They even put it in writing.
How is it his discipling unruly people can be carried over to women having no control over their sexual appitite
Sorry, my fundie parser snapped on this one.
"God created men for his good pleasure"
So, it's your contention that your God is gay or, at least, in favor of homosexuality?
"and intelligience is one way we are made in his image."
Well, Reba, maybe not you specifically.
"Man is the only intelligent creature on Earth."
Untrue. You obviously have no experience with animals other than humans. Humans are the most technologically advanced lifeforms on earth, but plenty of other animals have remarkable mental abilities.
"How is it his discipling unruly people can be carried over to women having no control over their sexual appitite."
You sentence jammed my Fundie parser. It recognizes most of the words as English, but no sense can be made from them.
So man is the only intelligent creature.
Did you know that there's an octopus that lives on land, and when threatened it pulls six of his eight pods up, to make it look like a coconut, and then runs for a coconut grove?
That's probably smarter than you, anywa'. And it's a damn octopus.
Em: That is so cool!
Reba: Then why is science treated like 'teh debble' by the church? And what exactly does god care about women's sexual appetites; you said mankind was made in god's image, so if we're horny, then god is horny.
How is it his discipling (sic) unruly people can be carried over to women having no control over their sexual appitite.
Even if God did create men, and even if this did give him the right to discipline them, since men did not create women they would not in turn have the right to discipline women. Besides, any unbiased statistic would show that on average men have far less control over sexual appetite than women. Of course, for this to have any real importance you'd also need to prove that a high sexual appetite is somehow a bad thing - good luck with that!
The link provided by Current is one of the ones I was looking at, David. Yes, it is very cool... and tell you what, as much as I love squid and octopus, I'm not eating it anymore. No way I'm eating something smarter than me :-)
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First of all, it's spelled "appetite", you ignorant dolt. Second, humans are not the only intelligent creatures on earth. See MK's post for further information.
By Reba, later in that thread: "When David to bathsheba by killing his husband he was repremanded. He suffered much later on account of it and bathsheba's son of all his wives was the new Queen later."
Uncontrollable women and male Queens of Israel. Reba's doing her best to uphold the fundie tradition of talking complete bullshit.
/How is it his discipling unruly people can be carried over to women having no control over their sexual appitite./
*snorts* This coming from the same people who screech, "Cover up your naughty bodies, you sinful, wicked girls! Don't tempt the men with your luscious bodies, otherwise they'll rape you and ravage you because they'll have no control over their actions!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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