If this wasn't Schlafly, I'd say "Come to Sweden before and during the Super Bowl, we barely mention it over here", but I definitely don't want this dolt to darken our country. And we do mention it, a little bit. I'm utterly uninterested in sports, and I still knew it was happening, and I knew that Something Patriots and Something Rams were competing. Before breakfast the next day (as we are about eight hours ahead of the US, most of us were fast asleep when the match was played), I knew the Patriots had won.
Oh, and we have other pagan rituals over here, like dancing round a maypole at the summer solstice, pretending to be frogs...
The only element of uncertainty is whether it's only going to rain during the dancing, or if it's going to rain the whole day.
So don't come here, Andy, there's demons EVERYWHERE here.