(Did dinosaurs exist)
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I don’t think they literally existed. Its probably along the lines of an esoteric concept. I say that because we know reptilians don’t exist, but the whole alien thing does have an esoteric/arcane meaning to it. This could be the same for dinosaurs.
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Not Fundie,
Just Far out Maaaaannn!
Real far out.
Yes...the dinosaurs that we have a fossil evidence for are "esoteric concepts". The invisible all-powerful superhuman who created existence and resides in a realm of clouds and bliss, however, is completely factual beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tell me...is it perpetually "Ass-backwards Day" for fundies, or do they only pretend like it is to mess with our heads?
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You're a fucktard.
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@ Osiris "We have the fossils. We win."
But we ALL know they were put there by the red man with horns.
@Scientist of Life, Architect of Realiy
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I just felt my brain shrink...
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Reptilians?
Piss on your peace!
When a scientist says that a positron will attract electrons he doesn't mean to take it literally. He's referring to any manufacturer of positively charged energy, whether in wave or particle form.
And dinosaur mythology is clearly based around worshiping the atheist reptile-alien gods. When the ruling scientist wears Darwin's underwear and drinks from the skull of a triceratops in their annual New Jersey Grove ceremony, you can't miss the symbolism.
And bubble, bubble, bubble goes the bong.
Except reptiles do exist. It's just the name given to crocodiles, alligators, snakes, lizards, turtles, tortoises, terrapins and basically anything scaly.
What do you call them? Dry fish?
"I say that because we know reptilians don’t exist"
huh?
"the whole alien thing does have an esoteric/arcane meaning to it"
dude, pass the f'in bong already!
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd whup up some esoteric nonsense, and serve it up with a side of esoteric stupid.
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The millions of fossils that have been excavated from the earth say you're wrong, pal.
Or are the fossils not meant to be taken literally? Is none of reality literal? Pass the bong, dude.
"(Did dinosaurs exist)
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Uh-huh.
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