David J. Stewart #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

I have endured the Devil afflicting me ever since my ministry began to grow in 2004. I started the work in 2002. Only the Lord knows the depth of suffering that I've endured. Job didn't have it so bad. The book of Job reads like a biography of my life.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

since my ministry began to grow in 2004

...then just five years later:

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Thus:

I have endured the Devil afflicting me

No Job 2.0, you are the demons.

And then Davey-boy was the Spider Mastermind in "DOOM IV" after an orally-administered lobotomy by the Doom Marine with the BFG-9000.

And that biomechanical horror was the devil's last gasp hope against being made Dr. Samuel Hayden's bitch.

Even he's out of a job now. And a home.

When the mainland US will no longer have you: and your last gasp is a corner of a flyspeck in the Pacific, what ministry: when you don't have a home among your own kind.

Because of that: and the pass you're in legally, socially, and personally, it's not just Ol' Scratch that has won but Citizen Justin: and right from the start.

With every letter of every word of every screed you've posted as a piss-poor excuse for a so-called 'ministry', all you've proved is that you think you're God.

So actually, you've not only aided Satan in his battle against you, you handed your soul to him on a platinum platter the very second you started thinking in a fundie way.

old comment by kuyohashi

Yes, David, I'm sure you're suffering is so much worse than Job's.

Let's see...God and Satan made a bet, picked some schmuck at random and systematically dismantled his entire life, robbing him of his children, his property, his wealth, his friends, his reputation and his health, and when he asked God what he had done to deserve such punishment, God's best answer was, "*Shrug* I 'unno, dude; there's just something about you that pisses me off, I guess."

Meanwhile, you live in exile in a tropical paradise, you evaded proper justice for your crimes, and you get free money which you use to spew your evil and hatred back at the world, dressing it up as light and truth.

Yeah, just like fucking Job. No, wait, you're not like Job, Davey, you're just like fucking Jesus! Why settle for the also-rans when you can claim to be just like the Big J-Dog, right?

Fucking Puero Rico gets slammed by storms and turns into Mad Max Goes Tropical, but Paedotopia remains untouched by so much as a grizzly drizzle. Tell me again how there's a loving and just God.

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But didn't Job have friends?

No, really, wasn't there a scene in Job where he got together with friends, laid out all his troubles, and wondered aloud why God tormented him (Or allowed Satan to torment him)?
They all said he must have done something to deserve it, then one guy in the group lectured them all on the proper theology.

Do you have friends, David? People you hang out with and discuss your back pain, your piety, your divorce, your devotion, your diddling of the babysitter, your Christ-like nature?

Near as we can tell, you keep trying to find a community who will put up with you, and you keep getting kicked out of churches that can't stand your opinionated ass.

And you won't let anyone else tell you your attitude is wrong.

No, not terribly Job-like, huh?

old comment by Kadorhal

Job didn't have it so bad. The book of Job reads like a biography of my life.

So... that's you not having it so bad, then? If Job's life is like a biography to you, you can't say you have it really bad right after saying the guy your life is apparently following the exact same beats of had it better.

Job lost his home, family, livelihood, pretty much all but a small handful of friends because God, the all-powerful being that created everything on the planet, is somehow so insecure that the Devil was able to very easily undermine his belief in the honesty of Job's piety with about five seconds of taunting. You get to live in a tropical paradise, in apparently one of those few lucky spots that doesn't get slammed to unlivability by hurricanes twice a year, and you haven't "lost" anyone so much as you've deliberately drove them away by being an opinionated asshat who acts like women or any form of modern media so much as existing means it's the fucking end of the world. All you've got that Job didn't (other than the uncontrollable libido you keep blaming the Devil for) is that back pain you keep harping on, and unlike Job you've got modern medicine for it that, knowing my luck, you probably don't even pay a goddamned cent for.

David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

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