Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-Dung, Adolph Hitler and Pol Pot are all tyrannical megalomaniacs who together killed more than 100 MILLION human beings in less than 50 years.
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They all slept, that's true. They all ate, too! And probably drank liquids! And maybe even talked! Thus, if you eat, sleep, or talk, you must have killed millions of people. Logic is fun when you ignore the rules!
<<< All have one thing in common besides breathing air:
Yup. They also ate food, scratched their noses and could read. So from now on food, itches and education are definitely NOT OK, or you may turn into a power crazed meglomaniac.
Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-Tung, Adolph Hitler and Pol Pot all held the following things in common:
Tiny Bulcher is right about Stalin. One similar point about Hitler is that, while he had Evolution-like beliefs, they were anti-scientific perversions of evolution.
That, and nothing about evolution would cause anyone to dislike Jews. It takes centuries of religious hatred for "killing our savior" to do that. thanking the folks who killed him?
Stalin banned Darwin's books.
And even if this statement were true, it would still be a retarded argument.
They all had a little something hanging between their legs, as well.
Nah, why should they? Most men that I know are nice, intelligent, emphatic and generous. As are most people that I know who hold evolution to be a fact (which is like 98.5 % of all people I know).
"Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-Dung, Adolph Hitler and Pol Pot are all tyrannical megalomaniacs who together killed more than 100 MILLION human beings in less than 50 years."
In that case, they'll be going to heaven. They'll be in good company after all:
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Stalin, Mao, Hitler & Pol Pot killed millions of innocent people. Your 'God' killed millions of innocent people.
And now you know why Atheism exists, Jibaro.
...oh, and one more thing: the above dictators had Cults of Personality. Cult of Personality = Religion. Religious 'belief' (certainly in a central figure/focus of 'worship'/'Godhead') is an anathema to we Atheists.
Your call.
Um, I'm pretty sure Mao at least didn't kill all those millions of people intentionally (it certainly had nothing to do with the theory of evolution, I will tell you that), more like a bad combination of incompetence intermingled with unflinching ideology grossly overstating the successes of collective farming and the great leap forward, increasing rations due to exaggerated reports of a bumper crop, met with 3 years of flooding (1958-1961), and an utter inability to admit just how badly they fucked up (because there is simply no way the godlike figure of Chairman Mao could ever be wrong about anything...). Sure it was ridiculous but then I couldn't possibly imagine it being any better if a creatard was in charge (GOD WILL FIX IT!!! He will make the crops grow like magic, I have FAITH!)...
Well, I know for a fact that Hitler hated evolution, Stalin probably held no truck with actual science anyways, and I'm not all that familiar with Pol Pot's or Mao's politics to make a statement, but I'm gonna call bullshit on that anyways.
Which can only mean one thing--BREATHING AIR MAKES YOU JUST LIKE HITLER!!!
Quick ,Jibaro, hold your breath or you'll cause another Holocaust! Do it now, and never stop!
yeah, and they all breathed air too! therefore, breathing air is evil! stop breathing!
(also, Hitler was a creationist, and I don't think Stalin & Mao & Pol Pot couldn't care any less about evolution. please get your facts straight & don't be a retard)
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