Abortion is blood sacrifice of innocent blood to the devil. The clinics are like temples, the doctors are like priests, the medical table is like their altar. Its a ritualized sacrifice. They have a dogma called choice, a hierarchy called Planned Parenthood, and guardian angels in the form of police guards that will arrest you if you try to stop them.
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"Abortion is blood sacrifice of innocent blood"
Then I would think that you would approve of it more, given that your deity of choice has a history of liking that kind of thing...
@Adude :
That logical disconnect between the Age-of-Accountability and the "abortion is murder!!!11one1" mantra ain't the only central contradiction in their criticism-proof religious system.
Consider the juxtaposition between the Supreme Sacrifice summed up in John 3:16, and the fact that Jesus rose from the dead 3 days later. The best you can really say is "Jesus temporarily died for your sins," but that wouldn't really sell as a slogan.
This is why I'm convinced that Christianity is an amalgam of every knee-jerk emotional idea they could throw together for maximum impact. It doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense, it's all about gut feelings.
Actually, it looks like a semi-repost. I did a search (using just the phrase "a dogma called choice," which I specifically remembered reading before because it was so idiotic) and got another result from a few days ago, but that was published in a newspaper. Looks like this YouTube guy ripped off the newspaper, and forgot an apostrophe in the "it's" in the third sentence--that may be why Malkavian Jeff couldn't find the original.
WTF is wrong with these people???
Simple - they think the whole universe can be fully and accurately described with childishly simplistic metaphors and anthropomorphic stories; hence the utterly pathetic, baseless, superficial "sacrifice" analogy we see here.
Nice try. Two can play at that game:
The Sacrifice of Jesus on the cross was actually in satans name. Satan is the deciever, so when he wrote the bible he openly lied about how Jesus' sacrifice defeated him, but in reality it has brought MANY more members to worship him and his son. Christians are really just satanists. Satan is their god.
@Blackvoice: Police are angels? That's... news to me.
Well, not literally, but there is Sgt. Nicholas Angel, you know. ;)
“Abortion is blood sacrifice of innocent blood to the devil.”
“The clinics are like temples, the doctors are like priests, the medical table is like their altar.”
“Its a ritualized sacrifice.”
“They have a dogma called choice,”
“a hierarchy called Planned Parenthood,”
“and guardian angels in the form of police guards that will arrest you if you try to stop them.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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