i dont care how you "feel"
this isnt some pansy club where we all sit around and share eachothers sob stories
this thread is about killing babies
dont fuck with them
becuase when you die
they'll be grown
and be in hell waiting for payback for what u did to them.
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What are they doing in Hell?, they´ll be either in Heaven or in the limbo, and, according to theology, they will be like angels, that is, they´ll be not grown up bouncers or hitmen. Do you bother reading the Bible?
According to Land Over Baptist , aborted fetuses do go to hell.
So I guess this fundie, is, umm, err, right...
"i dont care how you 'feel'"
Well, when it really comes down to it, I don't care how you feel either.
"this isnt some pansy club where we all sit around and share eachothers sob stories"
Good. Now, stop whining.
"this thread is about killing babies"
No, this is your anti-choice rant. No one is advocating killing babies. Abortion isn't killing babies.
"dont fuck with them"
I would never fuck an embryo, fetus OR baby. Thank you for thinking that I would, asshole.
"becuase when you die
they'll be grown"
Whether I am dead or not, aborted embryos don't become grown-up people.
"and be in hell waiting for payback for what u did to them."
Hell and life-after-death are both part of your twisted Christian delusion.
You are correct that your Bible does condemn all those who have not accepted Jesus as their savior to hell. This includes babies, the retarded, the insane and others unable to make that choice. However, since embryos are not people, I don't think it covers them.
Damn this is too cool for words...
So if I stalk Angelina Jolie, tie her up and have rough choking sex and kill her, she's going to be waiting for me in hell and she can tie me up and do all sorts of hellishly depraved things to me for all eternity!
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!
"On a purely practical level, exactly what kind of revenge or damage could a fetus actually inflict? They're not exactly built."
The old 'blazing star' game answers that question: Fetuses can actually grow to gargantuan, ship-dwarfing sizes and are bristling with fleet-busting weaponry.
Its a good thing we get them out of the womb before they get so dangerous...
The Hell comment doesn't surprise me. My mother went through years of depression after being told that her deceased child would not be joining her in heaven (or allowed to be buried in consecrated ground) since the child had not been baptized correctly. My mom tried to perform a baptism in the car while rushing the baby to the hospital. However, after hours of questioning by church authorities, they ruled that she had performed the ceremony incorrectly.
I have this image of thousands of 6-foot-tall fetuses hanging around Hell holding wrenches in their hands, tapping their feet, impatiently waiting for their parents to die so that they can start pounding them. The fact that said parents would usually arrive in hell as 70 or 80 year olds just makes it funnier.
I thought that they're going to be in Heaven, or Limbus(not now), as the creatures they were. So, go to the pansy club not to be crucified for your stupidity.
Why are they in hell? How does a zygote sin?
And if they're grown in hell, does this mean that people age in hell? So there are some people there that are thousands of years old then. How does that even work?
Wait. Let me get this straight. The aborted fetuses... will be in hell... and they'll be grown up... and they'll take revenge on all pro-choice people.
Oooooohhhhh....kaaay.
Also, when I read "this thread is about killing babies", I thought s/he meant where they all sit around talking about their latest baby-killing plans together.
Innocent babies going to hell to grow up waiting for payback... That's a good one.
But once again, if this is what i think it is:
Fetus != baby.
Confused?
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