I wouldn't be surprised (we shouldn't, anyway) if God just gives up on his prized creations right now, in the worst way possible. He does so, so, MUCH for us, but instead, we ignore him and we're killing him everytime we give in on Earthly pleasures.
Libtard atheists want to protect Homosupremacist Teenagers from killing themselves due to people critizing their lifestyle?
I have an idea: Let's save GOD from suicide. We need to be there for him. Can you image... CAN YOU IMAGINE IF GOD KILLED HIMSELF? DO YOU ALL KNOW HOW UNGRATEFUL YOU ALL ARE. WHAT IF HE HANGS HIMSELF?
At this point, I give up. You all WANT god to kill himself, just so Satan (dare I say his name) will let you live however you want. But, guess what, trolls. SATAN is bad. SATAN is SATANIC. USE ENGLISH. SATAN=SATANIC. He will kill you. He will stab you. He will abuse you.
But don't come crying to me, because I ALREADY tried to save you. Imbeciles!
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If I'd been responsible for billions of deaths through disease, wars over which me was the best me, sacrifices and the cause of so much misery for my apparent most favoured creation, I'd be suicidal too.
Hitler killed himself. He was genocidal and extremely racist.
Gobs is omnicidal and wants to eternally torture all humans. Either he renounces his former ways and dismantles hell altogether or he should die and go to hell.
I have an idea: Let's save GOD from suicide. We need to be there for him. Can you image... CAN YOU IMAGINE IF GOD KILLED HIMSELF? DO YOU ALL KNOW HOW UNGRATEFUL YOU ALL ARE. WHAT IF HE HANGS HIMSELF?
Actually, according to the bible, he did commit suicide.
"Let's save GOD from suicide. We need to be there for him. Can you image... CAN YOU IMAGINE IF GOD KILLED HIMSELF?"
So isn't suicide a sin? Won't you go to hell if you sin? Would god go to hell to be tortured forever if he killed himself? Isn't he subject to his own rules?
He does so, so, MUCH for us
Yeah, like the way He stopped the Plague and polio from killing us - oh wait a minute: we did that ourselves. And He stopped lightning from burning down our houses. No, wait, we did that, too. And don't forget how He cured cancer, prevented the Indonesian tsunami, stopped the march of the desert across Africa, got rid of Hitler before he could kill six million of God's people, prevented the Fukushima nuclear meltdown and saved the dodo from extinction [/sarcasm].
God needs help. If we pray for Him, who do we pray to ? He should turn to Jesus !
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Haha. I don't see this as even a half-way descent Poe, but fun, and good enough to stir up the fundie element on YA.
Bitch, please. Judging by His record sheet, God gave up a long time ago, some time around the moment of Jesus' death. I'm sure we're pretty much late by now.
What??? I thought God was immortal. If he can die, then he is just as feeble as we humans are. Therefore, he is not even infallible. This means that the "Word of God" (a.k.a. The Holy Bible) is unfit to be labeled as the unquestionable and unappealable Truth. You forgot this tiny detail, didn't you, Ike?
BTW, doesn't "yahoo" mean something like "idiot"?
Let's save GOD from suicide.
Why? If what you call God can commit suicide, he/she/it cannot be God.
WHAT IF HE HANGS HIMSELF?
As God is supposed to be incorporeal, that would be rather a waste of time and effort.
Your god is more famous for killing the whole world when he's feeling cranky. Try again.
Plus, as has been pointed out, suicide is a sin. It would be a very interesting day in Hell. I'd invest in popcorn.
I think I'd be a lot more comfortable worshiping a God on the verge of suicide. A Creator who's preoccupied by their inability to stop evil and feels personally responsible for suffering resonates with makes more moral sense than the alternatives.
Okay, yeah. Imagining God as suicidal has converted me. Good job, Ike.
"As God is supposed to be incorporeal, that would be rather a waste of time and effort."
@Hasan Prishtina: You win, sir.
Interesting twist on the old chestnut. Can god, being omnipotent, kill himself? If he does, does he go to some sort of divine afterlife? Ruled over by an uber-god who judges deceased deities and condemns them to divine heaven and divine hell? And then, can uber-god kill himself? What happens then?
It's going to be turtles all the way, isn't it?
If God Kills himself, That means that he's mortal. And if he's mortal, then he isn't eternal. This directly contradicts what he said in the Bible, and thus proves him wrong.
Please reference Dogma to see what happens when someone proves God has been wrong.
No miracles in nearly 2000 years. For all I know, he already has.
Also, I'm pretty sure people killing themselves for being gay aren't "homosupremacist" by any rational definition. They're the people who react to a homophobic society with self-loathing and despair, not with a loony ideology that holds them up as better than straight people.
Honeslt, I'm writing this down. A god who has grown tired of all the shit its creations have pulled and is on the verge of/has committed suicide is a great idea for an epic fantasy story. Seriously, some of these fundies should get into fiction. Orson Scott Card did it, and he made some brilliant books before devolving into a homophobic racist tea partier.
"Can you imagine if god committed suicide?"
All I hear is:
LEAVE GOD ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE, I'M SERIOUS! HE CREATES ALL THIS LIFE AND ALL THESE PLANETS AND ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS IGNORE HIM, YOU ASSHOLES! GOD HAS FEELINGS TO, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Also, in before 'God is dead'.
I have been wondering if this guy isn't a poe. Most fundies consider the idea of God committing suicide blasphemous. What it shows, anyway, is the conception they have of God, that is, some kind of figure to project their own insecurities and prejudices
Oh, poor wittle omnipotent god, is he feeling sad and lonely?
God hasn't done anything noteworthy since biblical days, stupid. We ignore all gods, because they (if they exist at all) ignore US completely.
Homosupremacist? Are you brain-dead or what? Supremacists usually hate homosexuals just as much as you do. You are criticizing the very core of their being, not merely a "lifestyle".
If God is omnipotent, he can save himself. If he's not, why worship him?
I want God to heal the sick, help the poor, stop all wars and tell people that cooperation is the key. That's what I WANT. Instead people are killing each other in His name, because they have a slightly different interpretation of the same holy texts. It's almost like He doesn't exist...
God: I'm gonna do it this time. I really mean it!
Jesus: *sigh* Come on dad, get down from there. We all know you aren't going to kill yourself.
God: Just watch me. I will!
Holy Ghost: Do it pussy!
Jesus: STFU Holy Ghost! You know how God is when he's drunk. Don't encourage him.
"WHAT IF HE HANGS HIMSELF?"
Then the world will hopefully improve considerably without that misogynistic, racist, genocidal prick running the world.
"SATAN = SATANIC"
You don't say?
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