Cheerleading can be done properly; but, a woman's legs should never leave the ground, let alone wearing miniskirts. All miniskirts are sinful, and should NEVER be worn by any Christian woman. It hypocritical and clear evidence that Catholicism is of the Devil, that their school girls are dressed in miniskirts
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While I don't mind cheerleading uniforms per se, a woman's got to be dressed to move for any athletic endeavor.
But then this guy's wanking furiously at the very thought of cheerleaders, so you know the cognitive dissonance is killing him right now.
"a woman's legs should never leave the ground"
I must be a horrible person then, because my legs leave the ground every time I walk, run, or lie down. In fact, since all women do these things, and since one cannot walk or run without one's feet leaving the ground, women are inherently sinful.
See, Dave? I can use illogic to demonize innocent people, too! And it sounds no more ridiculous than your own argument.
Half time at a christian school game must highlight the whole evening (ho hum)
"a woman's legs should never leave the ground"
This reminds me of an old joke;
A) They reach all the way up to heaven.
*snicker* Now here is how my fundy ex-boss used to tell it;
Q) Why does a woman have long legs?
A) They go to the ground.
Mister Spak #797112
"a woman's legs should never leave the ground"
Women can't fly on airplanes?
Not only that, but they must spend their entire life sitting on the ground! No standing up! No walking! No... hang on, how are they supposed to cook and clean if they can't get up off the floor?
Err, whats the point in cheerleaders then?
Also Catholic school skirts aren't that short - its the girls making them shorter by tucking them in :)
Okay, David? An old Britney Spears video is not, in fact, an accurate documentary about Catholic school girls. Neither are any DVDs purchased at any video store with the word "adult" in its name.
Oh, and this: "F-U-N-D-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You're fundy! You're fundy! Yo' mama says you're fundy! WOOOO!!!"
(Altered my usual spelling of "fundie" to make it fit into a classic cheer.)
And yet, Christianity came from Catholisism.
Ergo, Christianity is from the devil too.
Pole dancers make the best cheerleaders.
Yank your crank, Dave, you'll feel better.
and clear evidence that Catholicism is of the Devil,
This just in, Catholics came first. You lose.
True story: A friend of mine used to go to a Catholic school and the first thing he heard in class was some chick saying that her thong is riding up. I still laugh whenever I hear that story.
Catholic girls' schools don't make their pupils dress in miniskirts. You're thinking of Cumdumpster Video's "Hot Catholic Schoolgirl on Schoolgirl Action" series.
If it offends you so much, stop borrowing them off me!
Well, my women had thongs back in high school days.
Oh the soft ball tourneys back in the beach, the bouncing jugs and occasional wet t-shirt contests.
Wars, theft, discrimination, pollution...
Of all the evils in the world, you just HAVE to argue about miniskirts, don't you.
Considering who Stewart regards as the Christian Leader Nonpareil (i.e. Jack Hyles), check the Hyles-Anderson College course catalog and/or web pages to get an idea of what the cheerleaders there are like. That should match with Stewart's idea of proper cheerleading.
(Read: Ankle-length skirts, no gymnastics)
How does she walk if her legs can't leave the ground?
*shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle*
Catholic schoolgirls only wear miniskirts in porn videos you stupid fuck, lol
in REAL Catholic school, theyd get in trouble for that.
@Mustang
Thanks for the laugh.
David, if a woman's legs never left the ground, she wouldn't be able to walk, you colossal twerp. We don't move around like hovercraft. If your god wanted it to be sinful for a woman to leave the ground, he wouldn't have given Eve boring mortal legs like yours, he'd have given her a propeller, hover cushions, and an engine.
It seems like any activity besides sitting still is whorish to this idiot. Also, porn films are not documentaries. Yes, like any other humans, teen girls have sexualities. It is people like you, ridiculous prudes, and the porn culture that fetishizes them to the point of ridiculousness, having the double effect of dictating to them what their sexualities should be, while demonizing it as well.
You and your ilk need to stfu. I see some of the commentators here are doing the same thing: shut up.
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