[A woman asks how to come out to her fundie parents]
Well first you can get a 5 gallon bucket of water to freshen up with then put your head in 3 times and pull it out twice... And then you ask Satan why is hell full of gays, bisexuals and catholics...
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A woman who loves a woman is going to hell.
A person (And I use this term loosely) who runs around, slinging brimstone, and telling everyone s/he sees they're going to hell receives salvation.
And people wonder why I have a bit of a grudge against organized religion.
Oh look, another homophobic bigot.
Probably jealous because unlike him, the woman he's spewing his bile at will actually have sex. And enjoy it .
Which of course is what really gets up the nostrils of people like this ... someone else enjoying the things on their gigantic prohibition list.
This quote, I think, is from someone called Ian and he's got a tumor.
Well, I hope so. And I hope it fucking hurts. A lot.
fergus
"And then you ask Satan why is hell full of gays, bisexuals and catholics..."
You forgot to include Rustlers, Cutthroats, Murderers, Bounty Hunters, Desperados, Mugs, Pugs, Thugs, Nitwits, Halfwits, Dimwits, Vipers, Snipers, Con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwackers, Hornswogglers, Horse thieves, Bull dykes, Train robbers, Bank robbers, Asskickers, Shitkickers, and METHODISTS!
tumorian01,
I am going to tell my semi-fundie mom that I am a deist and I am considering doing it.
Can you provide a demonstration for me?
Ah, that good old Catholic love!
- TORM
Isn't it first after Judgment Day that the souls will be separated into Good and Evil, and then transported to Hell or Heaven. As Judgment day has not happened yet, Hell must be rather empty.
Or is he not of Protestant denomination? Is he Catholic, they do have purgatory, don't they? That would explain why hell is full of Catholics... The Protestants haven't arrived yet.
"Well first you can get a 5 gallon bucket of water to freshen up with then put your head in 3 times and pull it out twice... And then you ask Satan why is hell full of gays, bisexuals and catholics..."
Jack Chick? Is that you? Non-sequiturs for Jesus, much?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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