The Hebrew tongue from my understanding is read backwards ie right to left. Now anything backwards is always a negative thing, and not a positive. For those who think Hebrew is the language of heaven lets search the scriptures and see what they say.
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For those who think Hebrew is the language of heaven lets search the scriptures and see what they say
Well, considering that's what a lot of them were originally written in, I'd say that you lose at life.
-pb
And from the Hebrew point of few western languages are written backwards. Considering who had the "authentic" 10 commandments, and who could read them, I think that it's pretty clear that the KJB's English is backwards and evil.
Left to right, right to left, neither is backward when applied to the appropriate language. Those are simply arbritrary choices.
Even if heaven actually exists, who cares what "the language of heaven" is? Do you think your God would promote you or someone else to a paradise where you or that someone else couldn't speak the language? What a stupid God you imagine.
"The Hebrew tongue from my understanding is read backwards ie right to left. Now anything backwards is always a negative thing, and not a positive."
If we go by which form of written language was used first, the left-to-right habit of English makes it more likely the "backward" one. Seriously, either way is just an arbitrary decision; "forward" or "backward" is strictly relative.
"For those who think Hebrew is the language of heaven lets search the scriptures and see what they say."
By all means, you do that. Of course, if you're searching the ORIGINAL versions of those scriptures (in Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek, and possibly some Latin), I'm pretty sure you won't come up with a single thing touting the virtues of English; it didn't exist yet back then.
~David D.G.
"For those who think Hebrew is the language of heaven lets search the scriptures and see what they say."
The Hebrew scriptures, or the English scriptures? Oh, I know, you're talking about the Arabic scriptures in the Koran, right?
How one reads depends upon the cultural context they were raised in. So if English speakers think that reading backwards is "evil," then it would be so but only for them.
But then the Bible wasn't written in Elizabethan English, (it wasn't written in English at all , in fact, in Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic and Latin, instead) so why are we worried how it looks when translated into our English language?
For those who think Hebrew is the language of heaven let[']s search the scriptures and see what they say
The scriptures say that language was confounded at the Tower of Babel.
If the scriptures were devinely inspired, then God would have to speak to the authors in a language they understood: presumably Hebrew, since Hebrew is certainly the language that the OT was written in. The NT was written mainly in Greek. "English" before 1000 AD would be as unintelligible as any foreign language, and would be understood with difficulty even by 1400.
Wow, the whole original post is incredibly insane. This guy uses the reasoning that because God is the "beginning and the end", that the KJV is the beginning because it's the end. Even though the KJV is NOT the "end" in terms of being the last translation in any way at all.
This also shows a complete ignorance of how language works, and an arrogance on the part of the poster.
They actually think Elizabethan English is spoken in heaven! WTF?
Besides, if they're so gung-ho about the King James Bible, shouldn't they think that people speak Jamesian English in heaven? Elizabeth had nothing to do with the KJV. Dumbasses.
The KJV-only people seem to believe that the KJV was the last and best of God's word to mankind. It's like Islam, but with the KJV translators replacing Mohammed as the prophet. In effect, they believe that the KJV is always right, and if the original Hebrew and Greek disagree with it, they're wrong. It's a new and bizarre form of Christianity, and one I suspect is particular to a small sect of U.S. southern Baptists.
Let's just forget that the Bible was originally writeen in Hebrew, not English. And if he bible was written in a "negative" manner that must mean that the Bible is "negative."
OR
The Hebrew tongue was common in that time where the Bible was written, therefore English is backwards from the perspective of the original Bible. Therefore, ENGLISH is evil and the KJV is the "negative" interpretation!
Well, by that logic, English, as well all other languages read left to right, isn't the language of Heaven either. Oops on you.
Now anything backwards is always a negative thing, and not a positive.
Donkey attempting to regress into the dark ages, is not good.
"The KJV-only people seem to believe that the KJV was the last and best of God's word to mankind. It's like Islam, but with the KJV translators replacing Mohammed as the prophet."
@John: It's very much like Islam. The Qur'an is the word of God, and any time I hear an imam reciting it on shortwave, it's always in Arabic. That's because when God gave the Qur'an to Mohammed, it was in Arabic, and to recite it in any other language is a blasphemy. That said, these two groups are surprisingly alike, and one would think they would get along quite well.
@TM: Elizabethian English is what we call English from that time. You're right in that the Elizabethian Age was over by King James (of course), but I doubt the language had changed so much over that time. But maybe it is still better to say Jacobean English (as in; the Jacobean Age; the Age of King James/Jacob)
"from my understanding"
You don't have any.
The Hebrew tongue from my understanding is read backwards ie right to left. Now anything backwards is always a negative thing, and not a positive.
Typical fundie-think. They have an irrational obsession with putting everything (yes, everything) in categories of "good" and "evil".
Reality is much more mundane:
Writing systems going from right to left most probably have their origin in chiseling in stone. Working with chisel&hammer is much more easy when you work from right to left.
Writing systems going from left to right have their origin in writing with a pen on parchment/paper etc, because here the direction from left to right is more easy to do.
Thats all, folks. There is nothing "metaphysically evil" in the hebrew language. It's just a language, okay?
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