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Never thought I'd see the day, in MY lifetime, that the Bible would be banned in schools and libraries across America. But, once again, predicted with absolute precision and accuracy by the very book in question! What a heartbreaking shame. You know you no longer live in a free society when mere words and entire books are banned. Particularly THIS one!
It is no coincidence that the Bible for generations has been regarded with reverence and respect. Bibles once permeated western society from courthouses, schools, and churches to prisons and hotel rooms. The number one book in distribution every single year since books have been in print, this book has stood the test of time and outlasted all of its critics. (Pretty clear that God has done His part in getting the Word out.) Intellectuals across every field throughout the ages were honoured to be considered Christians and held the Bible in highest regard. This monumental book taught generations of mankind law, morality and ethics, virtue and decency, how to love and how to forgive. Where are our children learning these things today?
The government? HOLLYWOOD!!?
Explains a lot, doesn't it.
Bizarro Amerika. Completely unrecognizable from her former glorious self. Where evil is declared good, and good evil. And any reminder of goodness and truth is summarily BANNED.
But thank God Almighty, it won't be long now... :)

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