The aids disease spreads itself through pre-marital unprotected sex among the homosexual/heterosexual/bi population, intrevenous drugs, blood transfusions etc all of which God is against."
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I'm sure god couldn't be defeated by a thin membrane of rubber, it's not like it's an iron chariot; of have we discovered the 19C equivalent?
Ugh, I just had a vision of a cast-iron condom.
Computers and the interwebs are of man too. So shut off your computer and throw it away. Vehicles are of man, as well, so get rid of your car, and forget about riding a bike, man made those too. Are you sick? Don't go to a doctor or take medicine. Those are from man's science, GASP! As a matter of fact, your best bet is to live in a clay hut and be a farmer, but you can't use any modern farming tools. Those are made by man too. You can have a stick. Maybe two sticks. That's it.
The aids disease spreads itself through pre-marital unprotected sex among the homosexual/heterosexual/bi population, intrevenous drugs, blood transfusions etc all of which God is against."
Chapter and verse, please. And try and be specific.
I'm sorry, I think I missed something, Did he just say that God is against the Homosexual, Bisexual and Heterosexual populations?
I know there's Asexuals but even so, heaven bust be emptier than I thought.
Modern medical science? AGAINST GOD!
Shovels(man-made)? AGAINST GOD!
Every development that separates us from cavemen? AGAINST GOD!
Wait, blood transfusions are against the will of God?, that´s new. Well, I guess that, since God allowed us to "cheat" him through condoms, he is either impotent or doesn´t care.And anyway, how many times have we cheated which God has established against this sins?, let´s start with antibiotics, for example.
1) Don't say "homosexual/heterosexual/bi population". Say "the population".
> So God is against homosexuals, heterosexuals and Bis? Well that just about covers everyone doesn't it?
There's still the asexuals. More importantly, he's only against "unprotected premarital sex."
So god hates everybody? Why does this not surprise me?
Also, they used an ancient form of condom back in biblical times. They would use the inner lining of a sheep's stomach to prevent pregnancy, so you fail.
Confused?
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