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Don't you realize that with HAARP and all their other crazy mind control devices, they can stimulate and agitate certain emotional responses in you to create a pavlovian trained response to certain mantras and subconcious messages.

You shouldn't have sex without a condom, and you shouldn't think with out tinfoil.

No joke, its just a safe thing to do. Just think about all the radio waves and cell phone waves and electrical fields that are zooming around that didnt exist 50 years ago, and you wonder why cancer occurances have gone through the roof.

People, START WEARING TINFOIL!

It doesnt matter if they think your crazy, it may be your best protection and its cheap!

SERIOUSLY! START WEARING TINFOIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll be glad you did.

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You do know that tinfoil hats actually amplify the signals they're trying to get in your head, don't you? It's a myth that tinfoil actually protects you; on the contrary, it makes it easier for them.

It has been tested!

http://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

"The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings."

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@Anonymous #1719656:

You do know that tinfoil hats actually amplify the signals they're trying to get in your head, don't you?

That study doesn't surprise me, because as someone who understands radio signals and shielding, as I suggested in my post that just wearing some tinfoil on top of your head doesn't prevent signals from coming in through your face or the lower part of your cranium. And in fact, the foil on your head may act as an antenna directing signals into your brain, as evidenced by that study. The only way they'd be effective is if they completely covered the head and were grounded to ground. That's how a Faraday cage works, by completely surrounding something with metal, either solid or using a fine metal screen (with holes smaller than the wavelength of signals you're trying to block) to prevent any RF from entering or leaving.

But I don't expect paranoid conspiracy nuts to understand or even trust any of this. They'd just call me a disinformation agent or something.

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