NicholasMarks #fundie religionethics.co.uk

You stare at the universe daily Outrider and all its many sciences that brought you into existence and you support your sciences to the hilt which say that you and the entire universe came from an eruption that was no bigger than a dot too tiny to see but was held under so much gravity that the universe was inevitable. I question this science of yours because it doesn't make sense but I have Biblically ascertained that there is a material that existed before the big-bang and, using the Holy Bible realised that this is Almighty God's starting point. So...I will follow my lead-scientist and you can follow yours...mine promises a science that will lead to everlasting life...here, on planet Earth, in the flesh but, I must endure the pains and the distresses that your scientists will inflict upon the planet first...best summed up as World War 3.

My faith remains with Almighty God who, it seems, has all universal problems under control, especially the impending danger from the scavengers of outer-space who want to pick up the salvage afterwards.

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