[Is that really the best you can do? You have taken it upon yourself to judge and condemn millions.. surely you must have more verses that pertain to creationist and the fact that they are the only ones who are saved. Try again.]
Revelation 21:8 states that all liars go to Hell.
Evolution is a lie.
Therefore, all evolutionists will go to Hell.
It's really quite simple.
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So, if you believe in evolution, you are automaticly a liar, and therefore worthy of being burned for all eternity.
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Revelation 21:8 states that all liars go to Hell.
Creationism is a lie.
Therefore, all creationists will go to Hell.
It's really quite simple."
Fixed.
I think the bible pretty much proves that God is a liar. So if God is a liar, and liars go to Hell - God goes to hell, which would really make him Satan, so the real question is - who is Satan (according to christian mythology)?
So you're a liar even if you believe in what you're saying? If you have reasons to think, for instance, that your kid sister is at the mall when she isn't, and you tell someone, that makes you a liar? Sounds like one for the word redefinition project to me... liar = anyone who doesn't agree with me!
Elijah are you condemning yourself to hell? You have been quoted here on more than one occaision lying about evolution, science, morality, The Bible(Noah's Ark, a fucking submarine,where in the hell is that in the Bible?), and other religion's beliefs. It's really quite simple.."Judge not..."you know the rest.
Isn't EVERYBODY a sinner anyway? Isn't that what Jeebus is for? Why, I could lie all day long, then go have unmarried sex with another man, read Harry Potter, and ride on a bus with a woman as the driver, and I'd STILL go to Heaven if I accept Jeebus!
I'm sure this joke's been done a million times previously, but...
More like ElijahFailing, am I right? :D
Evolution is a lie.
Evolution has more proof to it than the bible does.
By the way, do you belive/tell these lies: "Darwin recanted on his deathbed.", "Evolution has been proven false", "This United States is a country founded on Christianity."
If so, you better repent.
Revelation 21:8 states that all liars go to Hell.
Evolution is a lie.
Therefore, all evolutionists will go to Hell.
It's really quite simple.
The Book of Relevation is among the greatest nonsense ever written.
Evolution is the truth. (as of current knowledge)
Therefore, your syllogism is complete BS.
It's really quite simple.
It's not a lie, it's an unintentional falsehood. Lying is deliberately telling an untruth to further yourself or to get out of some sort of consequence. Evolution is simply coming to a conclusion to a problem based on what we can actually observe about the changes in animals over the years. Furthermore, It's not stated as a fact, but rather a theory. Theories basically mean we don't KNOW if it's true or not. If I said 1+1 MIGHT equal 2, I'm not lying because of the word "might." I'm wrong but I'm not lying.
Revelation 21:8 states that all liars go to Hell.
Please tell us how you justify God’s lying to Adam and Eve in Genesis with that statement?
I do always enjoy someone trying to do mental gymnastics
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