@Xotan
"How do you know, JInxie, that the bible is the word of god? Who told you?"
Was it God who put pen to paper/fingers to keyboard and wrote/typed out the whole thing himself, proofread (lol spellchecking; errors, inconsistencies, contradictions etc), then sent the manuscript/Word documents to the printer, then distributed said printed & bound volumes to the vendors said Bible with, on the cover 'Written by God'?
So much for God's omnipotence then, if he had to rely on mere mortal, flawed, errant humans to produce said 'Word of God'.
At least we have "The God Delusion" and "The Greatest Show On Earth: The Evidence For Evolution", actually written by Richard Dawkins.
[/smartarse]
And for my next trick, making the sound of one hand clapping: quickly strike the fingers of that hand on the palm; the sound doesn't have much volume, but it's there. Next, going to a forest, locating a tree that's dead & rotting, and close to collapsing. Then placing a digital audio recorder (with a lithium battery) that has auto-record facility near said tree, then leaving the area. Returning later, when said tree has collapsed, retrieving the recorder, thus having the sound of a tree falling over when there's nobody there to hear it.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prove that white is black, via the use of this Zebra crossing...
(*Sound of car approaching*)
[/Douglas Adams]
