[why God apparently intervenes in trivial matters such as helping a preacher with her heavey luggage, but not intervening to help starving children in Africa]
Does God stop the women from going and getting food for their children? Didn't He create chickens, goats, fruit vegetables, seeds? Is the guilty party God or the people that prevent the women access to the resource? God provides for all...everyone has a choice to take of those provisions...or wait idolly by. Proverbs: the lazy man is even to lazy to feed himself.
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Right...so if people are starving in Africa, it can only be due to their own laziness.
"Does God stop the women from going and getting food for their children?"does stop men from getting food for their children?
"Didn't He create chickens, goats, fruit vegetables, seeds?"
Didn't he create dictatorships that starve their people? Didn't he create droughts? Didn't he create diseases?
"God provides for all...everyone has a choice to take of those provisions...or wait idolly by."
Not if one doesn't own those provisions or have any money. Remember, "Thou shalt not steal."
What has standing by an idol got to do with anything?
"Proverbs: the lazy man is even to lazy to feed himself."
Papabear: You're an asshole.
Does God stop the women from going and getting food for their children? Didn't He create chickens, goats, fruit vegetables, seeds?
No. Their respective parents created them.
Is the guilty party God or the people that prevent the women access to the resource?
If God exists, he's guilty for standing idly by. He could always step in, you know.
God provides for all...everyone has a choice to take of those provisions...or wait idolly by.
What provisions? There are no provisions. To demonstrate my point, I'll lock you in an empty room until you're starving. When you ask for food, I'll say you're lazy for not choosing to take the provisions God offered.
Proverbs: the lazy man is even to lazy to feed himself.
From the Book of Maronan: (1)If nothing is given to you, and you can find nothing, it's not your fault for having nothing. (2)If someone says that it is, he's a fucktard. (3)It's not good if he believes in fairies, too.
God provides for all...everyone has a choice to take of those provisions...or wait idolly by.
Sam Kinnison award, maybe?
Holy shit.
The really sad thing is thousands of years ago Mesopotamia etc was known as the fertile crescent, and bountiful farmland and herds of domesticatable animals allowed for the rise of the Middle Eastern civilisations.Lev 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
That's right kids, crop rotation and poly/cotton blends are EEEEVIL!!!.
Next thing you know the whole fucking joint has had the nutrients sucked out of it, the plants have died, which has affected the water cycle, the rains have stopped and it's turned into a near uninhabitable shithole!
GO GOD!
Yeah, God's either lazy, evil, stupid, or nonexistent. Now, which one makes you look less like a fuckwit?
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