Everywhere we go in America today, we hear rock-n-roll. From kids shows to Fox News, we hear demonic rock-n-roll. Carefully notice that the rockers of yesterday have become American idols, legends, in these modern times. They are our idols, whom we look up to as American heroes. This is evil. Turn on any of the late night shows, whether it be Conan O'Brien or Jay Leno, and you'll find that these shows center around rock-n-roll. Our modern American culture has become a rock-n-roll culture. The military uses heavy metal extensively to lure young men into the armed forces. Our troops blast demonic heavy metal as they charge into battle to ruthlessly kill. Why am I saying all this? Because I want you to see that rock-n-roll is the driving force behind fornication, which is the cause of tens-of-millions of unwanted babies in America, which are being maliciously murdered by a selfish and adulterous generation. Abortion is a vile sin, it is murder.
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You're too late, Mr. Stewart. Rock and roll has evolved beyond that which is familiar to you.
The devil has won and you've lost. You were derelict in your duty, sir. You were asleep at your post. You will be shot at sunrise.
Whatever.
::plays "Iron Man."::
"Rock" has evolved so much over the last fifty years that the label is almost but not quite meaningless. Even "up-tempo guitar driven music" fails to account for synth groups like the Eurythmics and Depeche Mode, and leaves people like Ani DiFranco on the bubble. Besides, apart from most classical music (and if you're a classical-only type, you're a bigot) and some gospel, Christian music tends to suck.
The worst non-sequitur of history. So, you think that listening to music is pushing for fornication and unwanted pregnancies that, you asume, always end in abortion. Ok, how did humankind manage to reproduce before the sound-blaster was invented?, and moreover, do you have any evidence that music is connected to sex?. And the military, in its strictest sense, is as anti-God or more than this music(thou shalt not kill, exists, following your logic. Thou shalt not listen to Heavy metal doesn't), more if you say that they "ruthlessly kill". And just a last clarification, if those guys have sex out of marriage and adultery is cheating on your spouse, how can this generation be adulterous?
Give it a break Dave! The more shit changes, the more it stays the same(and damn fundies will complain about it). I can see some 19th century fundie saying the same thing about Strauss and Puccini leading to immorality and sex.PS The English once declared bagpipes a weapon because the Scot's always marched to war behind them.
Obviously not related to Eurythmics' David Stewart.
The bands on the Tonight Show and Conan play jazz as much as rock. (The house bands, that is)
rock is everywhere, which helps the military recruit people. therefore rock music causes abortions.
your argument lacks both realism and logic.
Yes, rock n roll is evil. Sex is evil because it causes babies.
True Christians don't have sex.
btw, most shows have nothing to do with rock and roll, and I like speed metal or whatever Dragonforce is.
Wow, that was a lot of transition in that babble. First rock, then idols, then recruitment, then sex, then abortion.
I don't listen to rock n roll. I have the desire to have sex. Explain that, bitch.
Indeed, quite the convoluted path here - Couldn't he just go with "Lord Abortion" (song by Cradle of Filth), or "Dying Fetus" and "Aborted" (band names) and spring off from that? But instead he has to say a million bizarre things. Why am I saying all this? Because I want you to see that David J. Stewart is a banana which proves that humans were intelligently designed.
Oh noes! My love for Buffalo Tom is going to get me set on fire after I die!
And which passage, exactly, in the Bible, says that rock music is a "sin"? I never could find it.
If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes, and eternal heaven and New Kids on the fucking Block...I'm going to be surfing the lake of fire, rocking out, high-fiving Satan every time I pass him on the fucking shore.
Fuck it.
If there ain't no sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock 'n' roll in Heaven, I ain't goin'.
Take me on a Highway to Hell, I'm Running with the Devil... (sorry, couldn't stop)
None of your evidence comes anywhere close to supporting your hypothesis. Sound waves are not evil, nor divine. Unfortunately for you almost all sound waves are completely benign and have only subjective value. Anything outside of that range (painful, dangerous) is not inherent in any type of music. Sorry, you lose.
Dude, where's that Korn remake of "Another Brick In the Wall" when I need it?
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL.
"Our troops blast demonic heavy metal as they charge into battle to ruthlessly kill."
Just as in medieval times troops were led into battle by a standard-bearer, modern soldiers charge in the wake of a guy carrying a stereo playing Motorhead.
"What's going on? Why has the music stopped? Dammit, our stereo-bearer's been taken out! All is lost! I can feel the urge to kill draining already!"
Let me see if I've got this straight. I've had several drinks, so I think I can handle it.
1. The rock'n'roll stars of yesterday have become the idols and heroes of America, which is totally evil, because our heroes should be millionaire televangelists and creationists convicted of tax evasion.
2. Late night shows center around rock'n'roll, when presumably they should center around the uncontrolled persecution of True Christians (TM) and the anti-God agenda of everyone else.
3. The American military uses heavy metal to lure young men into the armed forces. (Presumably they use country music to lure young women.)
4. Heavy metal turns young men into ruthless killers, much like the Old Testament Hebrews who invaded Canaan, so presumably God doesn't have a problem with that.
Therefore, rock'n'roll music causes abortion.
Oh, damn it, I need another drink.
"Our troops blast demonic heavy metal as they charge into battle to ruthlessly kill."
They tried using old Anne Murry tunes, but quickly decided that was a war crime.
Heavy Metal suits war. Thats all you got.
It's not like Hymns weren't used, they just don't fit
The Scots used pipe and drum corps to scare the enemy. It worked so well they carried it into WW1. The sound from the North could cover the sound from the east, military stragedy.
Yeah, let's get rid of rock music and listen to country. That's so much better, isn't it? All those references to drinking, adultery, and inbreeding are so much more in line with Christian morals. Let's not forget that country is the driving force behind the sodomizing of millions of sheep each year.
Praise be Darwinis, father of rock. And his holly son, Evol Uti, creator of metal. Our church music is much better than yours, na-na-nah. It goes like this:
GODS MADE HEAVY METAL,
AND THEY SAW IT WAS GOOD,
THEY TOLD US TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL,
WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.
No, sex is mediated by hormones, not music (though music can help set moods right and with rythm :P). Unwanted pregnancies are caused by LACK OF PROPER SEXUAL EDUCATION.
The military has always been there to kill opponents, with or without music.
Go back to your cave.
as long as you dont blast miley, i dont care.
that girl is so hot that vanity fair shoot was sexy. im like obsessed with her rockin hot body.
MILEY IS HOT!
MILEY IS GREAT!
LETS BAKE MILEY A LATE BIRTHDAY CAKE!
HAIL CHRIST TEMPLES OF HANS
I like how it goes from the troops...straight to abortion!
YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY! BACK TO THE FRONT!
YOU WILL DIE WHEN I SAY YOU MUST DIE! BACK TO THE FRONT!
You can keep your silly fundie doctrines and retarded church gospels back with you in the 1950s.
I'll listen to my music and KILL KILL KILL!!! THEN I'LL HAVE SEX WITH A MARRIED WOMAN AND THEN HAVE HER CAUSE ABORTION BECAUSE SATAN MAKES ME DO THESE THINGS FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!! GHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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