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Proof Of God
1. Nothing, can only create nothing. Therefore, before the
universe began, something, had to have always existed.

2. That "something", is energy. Energy is eternal. The 1st
Law of Thermodynamics proves that by stating "energy
cannot be created or destroyed".

3. Athiests cannot claim this eternal energy always existed
IN the universe, because science itself acknowledges
that the universe, and time, did not always exist.

4. The source of this pre-existent "eternal energy", was of
such immense power, as to create trillions of galaxies.

5. The eternal energy outside the universe, at some point
applied itself TO the universe in order to birth it, which
leaves 2 possible explanations...

#1- That this eternal-energy source, defied scientific law to
exist, defied it again to transfer to the universe, and obeys
nothing science knows...or...

#2- This un or "super" natural energy, is God manifest.

Never doubt the Word of God.

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

Some years before during his interview with an
American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966)". Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: God, that's for you. Ironic how we died of lung cancer.

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus" A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don´t stop me, I´m going down all the way, wow the highway to hell".
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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