If I am a Navy Seal I am 100% immune from prosecution. Ya wanna know why? Because if I were a Navy Seal - then I would be one of the best people on the planet. Statistically, you'd stand a better chance of being a wealthy Hollywood movie star than you would being a Navy Seal. Call me patriotic; call me insane; call me when you don't honor a Navy Seal with an almost godlike status. Those folks represent all that is right with humans and the world.
["As members of the US Navy, any Seal member is as responsible to obeying UCMJ as well as Geneva Conventions. Your post shows your complete and utter ignorance."]
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"tnproud2b"
Sounds like tnpoe2b.
If I am a Navy Seal I am 100% immune from prosecution.
In which universe? No matter how you served your country, you're still bound by the UCMJ in the military and laws under the Constitution as a civilian.
And I notice you say "if" and "those folks," showing that you are not and likely never will be a Navy SEAL. Playing "Call of Duty" is nothing like real world SEAL training and combat ops.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Apart from the mere numbers(there are many more navy seals than actors), the law says that they are liable to prosecution, like anybody else. Even the president is liable to impeachment. I call you stupid dropout
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know bla bla bla I'm a Navy Seal and I'm going to kill you."
That's an obvious lie, anon-e-moose.
Some teenage Call of Duty fanboy thinks the Navy Seals are perfect, unstoppable, and the only (or at least the best) special forces unit in the world?
I feel like I've seen this before on a gaming forum...
@Glanduand the military's internal laws. With the sort of work they're used for, the government can't afford to let just any twit in. They need people capable of discretion. The morality of the work they do is as debatable but often necessary as any other military group's, though it's a murkier debate by virtue of the simple fact that we of course don't hear about a lot of it beyond their participation in everyday operations.
Contrary to what this idiot thinks, the military life is one of less liberty, not more.
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