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One by Jim White who seems to be a closet paedophile in self-denial:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/dear-adam-johnson-this-is-what-the-british-public-really-thinks

My God, what a fucking JEALOUS paedocrite that one is! I love his concluding paragraph:


Why is it that the overwhelming majority of footballers are not trawling the playgrounds of Britain as we speak? Because they are decent human beings in possession of a fully functioning moral compass—

LOL ??
No Jim, that is not the reason at all. The overwhelming majority of footballers know that they’re not likely to find too many teenage hotties in local playgrounds. 15+ year old girls are well past the phase of entertaining themselves in playgrounds! Despite what feminists have told you and your paedohysterical readers to believe: 15 year old girls are NOT children, therefore they are too old to visit playgrounds and are in fact, probably not permitted by local by-laws to even use the equipment, which is normally restricted for the use of children aged 12 years old and UNDER.

Hmmmm— On the other hand, just maybe—

WHOA! Hang-on a sec— Of course— I think I might owe Mr White an apology: what Jim was probably thinking when he wrote that paragraph, is that there could be 14, 15 and 16 year old girls, i.e. young mums, visiting playgrounds with their own toddler children, thus what he meant was the ‘overwhelming majority of footballers are not trawling the playgrounds of Britain as we speak’ because they are decent human beings, possessing fully functional moral compasses, thus would not dream of trying to seduce such unfortunate young, innocent and vulnerable teenage mothers who frequently visit many local playgrounds with their kids—

Hmmm— However, I don’t think Jim White was really thinking anything like that. He is clearly a very JEALOUS paedocrite who would do almost anything for the chance to slip his dick into a teenage hotty, if he knew he could get away with it.

How much more absurd does this obsession with paedophiles have to become, before EVERY male from 0 to 120 years old is defined as a ‘paedophile’ and ALL females under 55 years old become innocent and naive little ‘children’?

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