OrangeFez2311 #sexist reddit.com

I wish I was a woman, I could have sex whenever I want, get paid for masturbating and play games all day every day instead of studying because I can just spread my legs for a rich man who will pay for an expensive house and lots of gifts for me.

I'd never have to work a day in my life, never have to worry about anything. I could get everything I ever want, and more, just by opening my legs and having mind-blowing sex with people 5 points above my looksmatch.

I could actually get paid for playing games as well as well. Fml, I lost the genetic lottery. It was only a fucking 50/50 chance, why did I have to be like this? Fucking hell, it could have been so much better. I'm a neckcel too, my neck is very thin and slender, it's very feminine. I've gotten hard just looking at my own neck sometimes because it's pretty much perfect on a woman. Ugh. I would have fucking slayed Chad cock left right and centre if I as born female.

Ugh ffs I'm feeling anxious and delirious. Do you know those intense LDAR sessions when everything seems surreal and you get really fucking emotional about shit? That's me right now. Fuck it, I don't care if I'm not making sense, I wish I was never born.

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