America's Most Outspoken Patriot Preacher, exposes the so-called "Religious Left" as fake and phony Christians who do not know Jesus Christ. The Reverend shows how Democrats and Liberals twist God's word around to fit their agenda and encourages all Christians to take a stand against the "religious left."
(The Movie and most of the comments are pure fundie bullshit.)
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[...Patriot Preacher...shows how Democrats and Liberals twist God's word around to fit their agenda...]
Smell that fresh, warm hypocrisy...
[...and encourages all Christians to take a stand against the "religious left."]
Because everybody's wrong but them.
And the Sermon on the Mount was planted in the Bible by a group of hippie dissenters, members of the religious left. Only a phony Christian would ever give a moment's care about anyone else but his fellow Christians. That is the fellow Christians who beleieve exactly as he does. And I do mean exactly as he does. If they profess to believe in Jesus but error on an important doctrine such as eternal salvation or consubstantiation vs. transubstantiation, they can just go to hell. They are fake and phony Christians who do not know Jesus. My way is God's highway. Repent and be saved. After all there is only one way to ever interpret the words of the holy father written in the book of life. MY WAY!
Yes, it's the liberals that are twisting Jesus' words, yet none of your rich Republican representatives or their even richer backers has seen fit to give everything they own to the poor.
In fact, most of you think that giving anything to the poor only encourages them, and ignore repeated admonishments against greed and selfishness in the bible while preaching the un-biblical "The Lord helps those who help themselves."
Usually, this is only because helping yourselves is top of your to-do lists on any given day.
I listened to his unadulterated load of bullshit.
What really stuck in my throat was the way that this blubbery windbag made out that gays aren't and haven't served in the armed forces when we know that they do.
If butterball here could point to his military service then he'd have more of a right to wave that gun around, and talk of patriotism. As it is, his hypocrisy nauseates
The Reverend shows how Democrats and Liberals twist God's word around to fit their agenda...
Come talk to me. I'll show you how Republicans and ultra-right-wing Conservatives twist the Bible to fit their agenda...
The "religious left" consists of everyone to the left of Ayatollah Khomeini, by this shitbucket's reckoning.
Did anyone here actually sit through that whole bad commercial?
Don't these people realise Jesus was a Communist? Look at the sermon on the mount. He had a lot and spread it very thinly amongst a lot of people. Plus, he preached equality and not being a dick, and smashed the money lenders tables.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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