[I really doubt Jesus existed...]
you know what you just pissed me off, if jesus didn't exist how could you be here dumbass
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you know what you just pissed me off, if jesus didn't exist how could you be here dumbass
Magic...Oh wait no that's your answer. Darn, now I have to actually use my brain or something.
you know what you just pissed me off...
If people expressing opinions that differ from yours passes you off, then you're the one with the problem.
Leaving the whole Birds and Bees talk to you fine folks...
Your own religion says people existed before Jesus. And continued to exist after him. Really, his only purpose was to supposedly 'save' people in the afterlife and to preach love for one another. He would not appreciate his followers calling other people 'dumbass[es].' So why should someone doubting Jesus' existance bother you, when you don't even follow the man's teachings?
you know what you just pissed me off
Does someone need a WAAAHmbulence?
if jesus didn't exist how could you be here dumbass
Okay, what? I think you are confusing God with Jesus, or you're just a moron, probably both.
Well.... there were humans BEFORE Jesus. But according to you, I guess they didn't exist either, huh? Like the Egyptians who built the pyramids. I guess those massive stone structures are nothing but our fervid imaginations. Why? Because no one existed before Jesus!
Gawd, you make my brain hurt. Dumb ass.
On the next Montel...
JAYZUS IS MAH BABYDADDY!
-pb
If Odin didn't exist how coud you be here?
Waaaaaaay back in the day, after Odin, and his brothers, Vili and Ve finished killing off Ymir and making the earth from his body and the sea from his blood, they came across two tree trunks on the shore. From them they created the first man and woman and named them Ask and Embla. They became the ancestors of eveyone. Prove me wrong!
@cool cats
You ask for proof, you get it.
Voluspa, Larrington translation:
17 Until three gods, strong and loving,
18 Breath they had not, spirit they had not,
Wow! Jesus is my father? How come he never sends me a gift for Christmas?
Ooh, some guy on the internet with what looks to be some sort of a wrestling screen-name is pissed off because someone has a difference of opinion! Fuck off, dork. That’s why you will never get beyond second-assistant mop-boy in the adult bookstores coin-operated movie booths.
And nothing says “I Have A Personal Relationship With Jesus” like calling someone a dumbass.
Puck, that idea is entirely too awesome.
Even the most idiotic of fundies would agree with me, the existance of a person and the existance of Jesus have nothing to do with eachother.
Geet your own mythology right you baka.
Zeus, Allah, Yahweh, Ra, the Lifestream, simply because confuscious says, anyone else got some random religions to throw this guy's way?
You see, the sperm travels to the egg. The sperm fertilises the egg, than the ovum implants itself on the side of the womb (or something like that). 9 months later, we have a lovely baby! I guess church skool didn't teach you about human reproduction.
One, learn to write. Two, don't be so pissed off with other people's opinion. Three, what are you suggesting, that Jesus is his father or what?, should we make a DNA test or check for the rest of the humankind, including Mary and all those who lived before him?, who is the dumbass now?
Ah...if you had said God, I could see your argument. Jesus is your savior, but not your creator. I haven't even read the bible, and I know that.
if jesus didn't exist how could you be here dumbass
Funny, I wasn't aware I was related to Jesus. I doubt he had a hand in my procreation...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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