["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” - I'm just as hot and famous as Marilyn Monroe!
Any girl who says that doesn't have a "best."
"Well-behaved girls rarely make history"
'Secretly, I'm boring as fuck. You'll want to fall asleep mid-bang.'
I hate drama = I lurrvvvve drama.
You're a little short for me = Come back when you're Tom Cruise
I like being good friends with guys I date = I love the attention from betas who fawn over me for 6 months per bang.
I'm artsy = I'm slutty.
I like working out = I like staring at guys at the gym while reading OK mag.
Let's go out sometime = Never/Only if no one else is around including my cat
No = convince me
Maybe = not in a million years
I'm not seeing anyone right now = I'm dying to get fucked
I love my body = you won't when the clothes come off
I'm a dancer = I'm a drug-addled stripper
I only drink Champagne = I have no idea what I really like to drink
I'm unique = I'm like every other college girl shopping at Lily Pulitzer
I like tats and piercings = You may have just qualified to be my 501st fuck. This year.
I love traveling = I love fucking natives abroad where no one can see how big a slut I am.
I'm a good girl = I'm dying to meet an alpha that will fuck me more than once or pretend he likes me after
I'm a virgin = I've given blowjobs to half the lax team this semester.
I'm 21 = I'm 23.
I'm 25 = I'm 29.
I'm 29 = I'm 35.
I hate the patriarchy = Please will some rich guy with a big house fuck me so I can quit social work.