(No one believes in Allah or Santa CLaus? Are you claiming that 2 billion Muslims and a billion children are lying?
You first comment is nothing, you made a blanket statement about some strawmen who do something you don't like without mentioning specifics. It's just a chance for you to mindlessly complain without actually telling me what you are complaining about.
And yes, jesus is as believable as allah. they are both guys in a book, nothing more.)
I think Allah IS the strawman you evilutionists keep trying to say humans are evolving into.
OF COURSE Jesus is not only a guy in a book. Ever heard of stained glass windows? Allah never apears in THEM neither does Moonhamed!
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...WHAT THE FUCK?
We're evolving into Allah? Cool! Oh, by the way, Carico, once I'm done evolving into Allah, guess whom I'm going to send to hell (insert evil laugh here).
Oh my God, I never thought about that. Why hadn't anyone ever brought up the stained glass proof before. Now that I think about it, you are absolutely correct, Carico. I have only seen Jesus and other Biblical images protrayed in stained glass in church windows. Thank you, carico, thank you for pointing out what should have been obvious to everyone.
It's things like this that make me sometimes wonder whether Carico isn't the greatest troll in history ...
Ever heard of stained glass windows?
That's because it's against Islamic law to depict Allah or Mohammed, moron. And if you're really arguing that depiction in stained glass is proof of deity, start tithing to Elvis, Smaug, Santa, and Princess Zelda right now.
Carico, never heard that stained windows are human creations, like pictures or chairs, OR BOOKS, for that matter?. I mean, how much specific can be that Christianity is not the ONLY RELIGION, and that many other religions paint and write too about their deities and prophets?, is that "evidence"?
*blink* But, but, I... don't want to evolve into a strawman... I wouldn't mind evolving into Allah... Oh. I see. Carico is trolling again. Seriously, why don't we just stop posting her? By the last line it's pretty damn clear she's trolling.
HUH!?!?! Did I get it right...?
It's at times like this that I can see how stones could be construed as evidence for Intelligent Design: perfect to deal with stained glass idols and idol-worshipping dumbasses alike. image
Boy am I glad when they made Carico they broke the mildew!
I suppose you meant "broke the mold", Julian. ^^ Mildew is a mold-like parasite that attacks plants. It is particularly famous for epidemic outbreaks affecting potatoes, some of which even caused famines in centurie past if memory serves me right, particularly in Ireland.
Angel Kaida, Irene, Gargoyle: only the last two lines of the quote are from Carico, the rest is what she was replying to.
That's because Muslims know that if they represent their god or their prophet in stained glass, people might start worshiping the stained-glass windows instead of the actual god. You know, like you keep accusing the Catholics of doing.
Carico is real. Jesus-addled and far from the sharpest tool in the box. But she is real, and she means it.
We're evolving into dieties? Well, great, when my great-great-great-great(continue to nth degree)-grandchildren manifest supernatural powers, they can bring me back from the afterlife!
When will you ignoramuses get it? Allah is God, in another language. God=dieu=dios=deus=Allah. The reason a mosque has no pictures of God/Allah or Mohammed is that Islam has an even stricter prohibition on idolotry than fundamentalist Christians, if that's possible.
So Jesus is the real deal JUST because there are pictures of him?
I dunno what to think of that. I'll get back to you when I ask my friends about it. (Mickey Mouse, Clippy the Paperclip, and the guy from Munch's "The Scream.)
Confused?
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