A) Has God recanted the Bible, or any part of the bible thus far? It it were not true, don't you think God would say something?
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If it weren't true, then there wouldn't be a god to recant anything.
Since he has failed to recant the more embarrassing mistakes, like having pi = 3, then one must conclude that there is no god.
Just a question, is God really a buddy with long beard and old who can be listened to or reached?. I say that, because if he has said something at all, we´d have no chance at all to find out.
Yes, that's right, his complete silence, and failure to materialize in any way is proof of biblical accuracy. You solved it.
You know, in your little myth book there, your God is awful chatty. I've noticed he's been pretty quiet over the last, oh, 2,000 years. If he actually existed, don't you think he would say something?
-pb
Has God recanted evolution, scientology, the Koran or even the sacred texts of Swedenborgianism?
If they were not true, don't you think God would say something?
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Yes, that's right, his complete silence, and failure to materialize in any way is proof of biblical accuracy. You solved it. JP victorious.
If there were a God to begin with, that gave a damn, and could do something about it... But considering there probably is no such being, I doubt we'll hear a peep.
No, God hasn't recanted the Bible, but he called and wants to sue you fundies for slander and libel. Something about misusing it to justify your own personal hatreds, prejudices, and dislikes, and then hanging him out to take the blame.
NonProphet wrote:
"Actually, God did leave a message on my cell this morning...
He says you got it all wrong, and to stop taking everything so literally."
This must be true... because God hasn't recanted it!
"A) Has God recanted the Bible, or any part of the bible thus far? It it were not true, don't you think God would say something?"
He did. Yesterday. Weren't you listening?
@tracer
So.... You are saying that the bible is inaccurate?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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