Your Gods and Godesses came from Babylonian times where some sick and twisted women (Queen Semiramis) made up the false trinity.Which is Satan's eartly family...a mockery of the soon to come birth of Jesus Christ (the annointed one of God).Isis,Diana,Ishtar,Horus,N imrod...all Satans TOOLS!
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One thing I noticed in my studies of religion, is that all pre-christian pagan religions have a "trinity" of sorts, and this goes all the way back to Hinduism. The Judeo-christian god "el" was once part of a trinity in both Canaanite and Babylonian mythology. Which is why I find this funny.
You did all that research and never noticed that El was part of the same Babylonian family as Dagon, various Baals etc.? Why do you think the first commandment is "No gods BEFORE me?" Why do you think YHWH keeps mentioning "we" and getting jealous straight up until Israel condenses into a centralized culture at Jerusalem?
Also, why am I trying to reason a man out of something he wasn't reasoned into?
Can I play, too?
Hear me you Lords
-TOOLS!
And you are not a tool of your religion... Why, exactly?
Hey, guys! It turns out that all of our years of anthropology and archaeology and social history are incorrect, and that all culture sprang up from Babylon! Who cares that creation myths sprang up among people who had no connection or ability to hear from the middle east; apparently all cultures everywhere, even places like the Americas and Australia and New Zealand and the Philippines and Oceania ALL got their religions from the same damn origin in Babylon, because this uneducated fundie says so! Quick! To the press!!
Isis and Horus are Egyptian, and Diana is the Roman name for the Greek goddess Artemis, and I believe that Ishtar was Sumerian- none of whom are Babylonian. I have no idea who Nimrod is.. maybe this guy's father.
The ignorance.. you can cut it with a knife...
You're a tool. You do know that the virgin birth-resurrection myth pre-dates Christianity and it's not just one culture, right? Didn't think so. As for Satan he was thought up so the church could scare the crap out of people for political power. He's still being trotted out as a threat for sheeple and he's also blamed for evil doings. No personal responsibility when you can blame ole Satan! Please read a book.
His problem is that he thinks that everything that is not Christian is the same and takes Babylon because it's the only non-Judaic monotheistic reference he has for anything that sounds "ancient", taken from the Bible, of course. However, try bringing around Crusades, Inquisition or witchhunt. Or even better, Ted Haggard. He will bring around the old no true Scotchman or feel insulted because he is not Catholic.
Let's see...
Queen Semiramis: legendary Assyrian queen
Result: fail.
And your 'God' and 'Jesus' came from Bronze Age times - specifically from the diseased minds of Arab goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations.
Your point, zeppelin76? BTW, this is a Nimrod:
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so let me get this right: satan knows god's plans ahead of time (otherwise, he couldn't have a trinity that predated christ), has the power to create a trinity, and according to you guys is the influence behind every powerful person of the last five hundred years. meanwhile, god allows him to do whatever he wants. why the hell would we worship your god? you make satan seem so much more powerful.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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