[Or that a human was ever a seman and an egg ... neither of which look anymore human then a lobster.]
Have you seen a lobser? I look nothing like a lobster. As far as I know I wasn't an egg. I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?
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I have actually eaten lobsters with no remorse and no, they are not human, believe me. And I do lay eggs, unfecunded ones, of course, when I have my period. Of course, they're not as big as hen's but they work in a similar fashion. If you don't know about literature(they're using metaphores)and basic biology, I don't know if you're able to debate.
There are fundies who shun sex ed class because, among other reasons, the evil Satanic teachers preach teh ghey, but I can't imagine that any of them can really not know how kids are made. Can they?'Carrie' by Stephen King]
As far as I know I wasn't an egg. You were a fertilized one for a very short period of time before it divided.
Perhaps you should ask the nearest adolescent to explain human reproduction to you in small words you can understand. Pictures might be useful too.
I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?
Holy hell. You're a bright one, ain't ya?
Lobsters don't "lay" eggs either. They keep them internally for a number of months, and then later keep them attached to their underbellies until they hatch. Facts of Life
All bilateral animals form from an egg of one sort or another.
Oh no he didn't...
The stupid, it burns!
Ovum, eggs... Ain't the same thing, right?
This is so profoundly, hopelessly retarded wayne230 cannot possibly have enough brain power to use a keyboard; it's likely a plant, or maybe a shellfish, but not anywhere near mammals. This post is a logical impossibility.
Therefore, my brain will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... (just enough time to hit the "Submit Comment" button)
Perhaps this is not a troll or a fundie... perhaps this is in fact a super-intelligent lobster who has just yet to master human biology, but has found an outlet in the internet where he can converse with humans without scaring them all with his freakish lobster looks. My friends we should embrace the intelligent lobsters for if we don't embrace them now, when they are kings our backs will be first against the wall!
I was a seaman once. U.S. Navy, 4 years.
Four
"What do you think, Smithers?"
"I think women and Seamen don't mix, Sir."
"We all know what YOU think."
Wittle wayne totally missed the birds and the bees lesson, didn't he?
Haha, "seman", funny misstyping.
Reading that hurt so much...
To quote my sixth or seventh grade science teacher: "go play dodge the traffic. That way, we'll have one less idiot in the gene pool."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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