“If evolution were true,”
It is. Go on…
“Jesus would have had no reason to come back to life.”
So, if God chose to set things up in such a way that life developed slowly, over time, Jesus did NOT ahve to prove his magic credentials by defeating deathiness. How’s that work?
“He would have done his bit serving his species or his genes, whichever flippant ad hoc distinction you want to make”
You’re the one redefining God’s Son’s role in this, and we’re flippant?
If Jesus was serving ‘his genes’ he’d have had kids, right? Kids with the same or better magical powers. Like the men of renown fathered by the Angels in Genesis. Which would have actually been a hard thing for evolutionary theory, trying to define ‘human’ and ending up wiht ‘humans (not counting the descendants of the magic Jew).’
“and He would have stayed dead. Only by staying dead could He have aided the evolutionary cycle by feeding future generations.”
Um… Whether or not evolution is true (it is), that’s completely apart from the purpose of Jesus’ magic miracles. The Bible Itself tells us he performed them to prove his power. Not biology.
“Did Jesus stay dead?”
I think probably so.
“No.”
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
"Why? Jesus wasn't designed to stay dead,”
Um, he was human. Humans ARE designed to stay dead. THAT is why it’s a miracle that he supposedly got up again.
"he was designed to be alive - praise be to the name of God!”
Do you mean destined? Because if God designed him to live, then why did he die on the cross? Surely God would have altered the design so that the spear didn’t kill him, right?
“We have an eternal destiny that evolution would have us forget.”
Nowhere in evolutionary theory does it claim or even hint that there are no gods, no destiny, no afterlife. YOU chucklefucks can’t find a way to interpret Genesis without it clashing with ToE, but that’s your burden, not Science’s claim.
"That eternal destiny is something you cannot avoid because you are designed in a way that you have to deal with it.”
If i have a soul, and IF your Talmud Fanfic is correct, and if the rules apply this long after Jesus’ failure to return, maybe. But that’s asking a lot.
“Only Creationism can account for things like Jesus coming to life!”
No, it really doesn’t. I mean, pointing to the sky and shouting ‘MAGIC!’ isn’t accounting for shit.
