Ha, it’ll never happen. To forge strong alliances with Mexico City’s surrounding villages and towns, Spanish conquistador Hernando Cortes ordered several of his men to marry the local savages. The savages were ecstatic about marrying these handsome white bearded men from the East, which their religion prophesied were gods come to rule over them, but the conquistadors were not happy about it. Though he sired several children with the local savages, Cortes himself married only Spanish senoritas.

Diversity (((TM))) is for reprrlelnt deplorables, not the high-born castes.