“Science” that contradicts Scripture is of Satan, as is those who push it.
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Since your babble contains many contradictions, I would guess that it is of Satan as well.
[on edit] aw shit, I got beat to it.
Science is just a method and a tool for investigating nature. It has no interest in supernatural things. Certainly science has no interest in Satan or God. It leaves those two supernatural inventions to the mystics.
You appear to to represent the dark side of humanity and are probably something of a mystic yourself. Once individuals are enamoured of mysticism, they very rarely encounter the light again.
Put down your cell phone, turn off your computer, sell your car, do not refill you RX for Paxil and Viagra and get rid of every other luxury that you have that makes your life easier. None of this was in the bible, so it's off to the lake of fire for you.
"...as is those who push it."
As ARE those who push it.
Correct grammer must be satanic too.
Thats right, just before a lecture or a practicle class im about to give i don on ritualistic vestments and myself and all the other scientists scarifice a virgin to the nether bowels of satan on the profs lab bench
in the name of SCIENCE we offer up this blood sacrifice oh wise and evil darwin, free us of the chains of creation and the blinkered oppressive thought of god and creation, Thank you oh satan we implore you to turn these students into evil scientists like ourselves MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
and then the day can begin
““Science” that contradicts Scripture is of Satan,”
That tracks. God lied to Adam in the Garden, Satan said, ‘no, that’s not true.’ Turned out Satan was right/
"as is those who push it.”
They said on the Internet.
Confused?
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