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Me, because I realised that atheism (and liberalism) are evil cults that are destroying America and I had been brainwashed into abandoning Christ. Also, I didn't know atheism was exclusively for homosexuals, and I'm not gay so that's another reason I converted away from it.
[And let's all thank god for that!]
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I didn't know atheism was exclusively for homosexuals
Lying for Jesus is still lying.
Also, I'm an atheist, I'm straight.
I didn't know atheism was exclusively for homosexuals...
Neither did I but thanks for telling me. There is a special permit we can get though. They're quite hard to get but I gave the guy at the reception desk a blowjob so he set me up with one. That's apparently how most people get it.
Only problem is, while guys tend not to go back to teh gay it seems most girls get kinda stuck. So now, on the atheist parties there are very few hetero girls. So it would be a lot easier being gay...
Conclusion:
Lola comes up with yet another madman. It's uncanny how she keeps finding them.
Mind you, if you hang around Yahoo Answers, you are bound to find some Yahoos.
fergus
Whoo, hoo, strawmen for Jesus.
"Lets hear from the Atheists, so as they can't say we haven't been open and fair in our discussions. Atheist, what do you have to say?"
"Kill, kill, murder, rape, abort. Sodomise the Christians whilst sucking the stem cells from babies spines. Shit on the constituion and set congregations on fire. Spit in the face of Christians, even though they are peaceful and are only trying to reason with us."
"See, Atheists are evil"
I'll wager, when the discussions have arose, you've also been an ex-Muslim, ex-Freemason, ex-Satanist, ex-Pagan...etc etc.
Dammit! It's not enough that I don't believe in God, but now I've got to be gay, too?
Fucknuggets! Why didn't my atheist pastor tell me about this beforehand?
"Also, I didn't know atheism was exclusively for homosexuals, and I'm not gay so that's another reason I converted away from it."
Nope. You don't need to be gay to be an atheist. I'm an atheist and I'm bisexual. And I know lots of hetero atheists.
Peter Griffin: What you're all forgetting is: Everyone who didn't want to go to war is gay.
Random Congressman1: I wanted to go to war
Dick Cheney: I was the first one who wanted to go to war!!!
“Also, I didn't know atheism was exclusively for homosexuals,”
Meh. You’re too stupid to be an atheist, anyway. Stay in your safe-space, and pray your kids aren’t molested too badly.
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