(Not a fundie, but a flake who built a magic orgonite powered sky cleaning machine)
My City has a population of over 255,000,000, and it has taken only 3 people to improve our local environment. By eliminating persistent aircraft trails, and increasing the available sunlight, our Tourist industry has increased as a result. And crime rates have dropped as a consequence.
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Since Mumbai (formerly Bombay) is the most populous city on Earth, with a population of 13,073,926, I am wondering what planet you live on.
That's a mighty big city, Ella. Bigger than most countries.
Also, those must be some huge "aircraft trails" to block the sunlight enough to effect tourism and crime rates. Perhaps their gravitational effects have misaligned your brain cells.
It's all well and good using the orgone energy, but beware the deadly orgone radiation! It's a killer.
For those of you who don't know, according to its "discoverer," Orgone energy can be felt in orgasms; hence the name. Orgonite is a really dubious compound of several materials, which is supposed to gather orgone. I wonder how Ms. Macfrell is charging her orgonite for the sky cleaning machine.
I tell ya, Americans can turn even sex into a chore.
WOW!!, where is that part of wikipedia where they described Mexico DC, with only 20 million people(as compared with the 225 cited above)as the biggest city in the world and, logically, one of the dirtiest? I think they should hire this lady as consultant.
And crime rates have dropped as a consequence.
Consequence is rarely used as a positive. No one says "If you do good on the SATs, you'll like the consequences!" It's just not used that way.
So, I'm wondering why a reduction in crime rates is a consequence of increased sunlight, and not a benefit.
Of course, in a city with 255 million people, a healthy crime rate might be all that separates the masses from a total lack of resources.
-pb
Blackhouse: Orgone energy was a theory developed by a psychiatrist named Wilhelm Reich, back in the 30's and 40's. He thought it was a byproduct of Life (sort of like the Force) and some medical and psychiatric problems were caused by an imbalance of orgone energy.
One of the applications of orgone that he worked on was called the "cloud buster," which could cause it to rain or shine as the controller wanted. I guess that EllaMacfrell is talking about something similar to the cloud buster, which she is using to eliminate pollution. I don't know where the 3 people comes in, but since Dr. Reich was trying to measure orgone in terms of human sexuality, I'm guessing there's a bit of kink involved.
Of course, none of the experiments conducted on orgone have been conclusive. The FDA banned him from selling his orgone booths across state lines back in the late 40s, although his theories are sometimes used in therapy in Europe. It's still widely regarded as a crackpot science, but that doesn't stop it from being used in science fiction. I believe that one of the Star Trek series has had an episode that mentions orgone energy.
Sorry for the long post.
255M? Where are you, Coruscant?
Though I could certainly see an argument in favor of dispersing contrails, I don't think the technology actually exists...
My City has a population of over 255,000,000.....
After that impossible claim, everything else just has to be nonsense. I refuse to read further.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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