I will tell you the truth behind the September 11th 2001 incident. It was a plan put in place by the United Nations to increase the scientific and sociological progress of the human race. A strike team of Arabic men and convert agents was sent back in time to July 27th 2001, where they would prepare for an assault on the World Trade Center, and infiltrate the ranks of Iraqi religious groups, respectively. The goal, in short, was to stir up an increasing hatred of religion, long viewed by the U.N as an illness plaguing mankind. This and the events that followed were all orchestrated by the U.N. A few years after the the start of the War on Terror, scientists and scholars were sent, in order to aid research and spread their atheistic propaganda. Soon, they plan to implement a humanistic world-view into many country's governmental organizations, eventually labeling religion as a mass mental illness, have its practice outlawed, and it's followers hospitalized for de-programming, in the process. They plan to increase funds into scientific and medical research, mine the Earths moon, and strive to achieve a globally unified government. These are but few of many goals that they plan to accomplish. I am not allowed to divulge all the information. My purpose here today is to warn people of an expected religious war, and to advise that they should invest in tools and equipment that will ensure your safety. It has been noted that members of this particular internet website are especially sharp at discerning the truth behind many events, and so I was advised to begin here as you may be more accepting. Ideally, you should aim to own a gas mask, a gun, a reinforced bunker, and a plentiful supply of clean water, tinned food, and medicine for you and your family. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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"It was a plan put in place by the United Nations to increase the scientific and sociological progress of the human race."
Duh! Everyone knows it was unicorns from the planet Wad'Afox. These Wad'Afoxians surgically changed themselves to look like us and are behind AIDS, 9/11, 'bird' flu and Lost as they weave their plot to destroy us and steal our spoons (which are the currency of Wad'Afox.
Of course many of these agents are sleepers, programmed to not even know themselves of their true nature. But careful observation by Earth agents can reveal these hidden aliens among us.
You might even be an agent yourself RJ!Tell me, when your around do people often say "Uh oh! Wad'Afoxian about now!"?
Ideally, you should aim to own a gas mask, a gun, a reinforced bunker, and a plentiful supply of clean water, tinned food, and medicine for you and your family.
forgot tons of tin foil, didn't ya?
I really hope that's POE, if not - did anybody hear anything about a mental patient escaping?
This is absolute nonsense.
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[whisper]Abort operation Fundy Bay .[/whisper]
Absolute nonsense. Yes siree.
"They plan to increase funds into scientific and medical research, mine the Earths moon, and strive to achieve a globally unified government."
The horror. We'll have better machines, better medicine, more resources and global peace. The human race must be doomed now.
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask."
Well, that's jolly decent of you.
Ahem....
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
Thank you.
And then the Doctor gets involved because it's a time travel offense, and Janeway brings Voyager back through time using the sun to slingshot, and it turns out the UN is run by the Master and the Borg in collusion together, and then they all end up having a Jedi duel on top of the Empire State Building! Hurrah!
"eventually labeling religion as a mass mental illness, "
I suspect your post is part of this labelling process.
Actually, this is totally true. But this fool's on the wrong side. I'd suggest you all stock up - just to survive for a while, mind you. Get breathing masks for everyone in your home, and a few extras, food, water, a backup generator... There may be religious groups attacking civilians, however, so something for home defense may be wise.
To be entirely honest, buy Max Brook's The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. Not only is it a good read, but you can use it to prepare for the coming war. It may seem silly, but with a few substitutions to accomidate the fact that your targets (if they appear) are probably somewhat humanish, it's the perfect way to prepare for surviving an extended time, without running water or power and with a conflict going on outside. As a bonus, you'll be prepared if zombies attack, too!
And remember - we're here to help.
I have actually met a couple of patients when I was at Pine Rest that thought exactly like this.
Dude, are you one of them?
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If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
I have one. In the words of that great American R Lee Ermey, "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
I don't get it. If he's rebelling against the U.N. one-world government, then why would he care whether or not he's "allowed" to divulge information? Is he a member of some tightly-controlled counter-government group or something?
Also, when the fuck did they invent time travel?
Manos - right on the money!
JesusKlingon - Semper Fi!
Foster - LSD has to be in play!
This is one of those nutcases that scare the hell out of me.
There is no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes - Doctor Who [/img]
His post is completely worthless.When the time travelers learn of his post,they will only go further back into time so they may shut down that messageboard before he made the post,thereby supressing the truth.My reliable sources also tell me similar has happened in the past,how else do you explain the missing historical documents of jesus,the 10 commandments not being included in the Constitution(they used to be,but edited out by the time travelers to hide the US being founded upon the bible)?People I beg of you before it is too late,write your Congressman,Senator,Mayor,EVERYONE who you can
We NEED to have laws written NOW to outlaw timetravel and put to death any scientists attempting such a thing.The atheist liberals of the future have already done enough damage,we need to put a stop to further futuristic change.
That was kinda fun.
Oh, I've got a lot of questions, seeing as how a person snorting crack off a poisonous frog would make more sense than you do.
But a simple one, first: what are the winning lottery numbers for the next month? I'd think that would be the easiest way for you to get money, future boy, but if not, I'm interested in knowing how you plan to fund your religious war.
"I am not allowed to divulge all the information."
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask."
I propose a non-sequitur award.
#279617: Hm. Why, that's brilliant. Thank you for the ideas! Now, if you'll excuse me, I beleive I have a very important historical event to attend. Would you like me to bring back Benjamin Franklin's autograph, perhaps?
The shame in this post is it turns the masses off to the real truth behind 911 because it is strewn with outlandish claims. Yes the government brought down the WTC. Yes the Federal Reserve cronies masterminded it, maybe at the bohemian grove :) Yes they are moving us toward a one world government. And yes when people like this guy makes statements of the facts combined with imagination, it makes the rest of us look like insane conspiracy theorists, instead of sane conspiracy realists.
ResistNWO:
That's because anyone who believes the "One World Government/US (or UN) behind 9-11/it's a CONSPIRACY!" happen to be insane conspiracy theorists.
There is no global conspiracy; do you honestly think nobody would ever find out? Or are you one of those guys who believes 6 billion people are out to get you and your tiny circle of like-minded friends?
Do you even know what the Federal Reserve is, mate? Hint: nothing involving bombs, guns, or planes.
(Apologies if you're just Poe.)
Your efforts are useless. We will kill you before you spread your message further, then go back in time and fill The Resistance Manifesto with thousands of insane conspiracy theories and discussions about spiritual warfare, thus removing all credibility from those that know the truth. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ahh so much insanity, so little reason... but seriously, this guy has pretty good ideas, and I personally look forward to most of what he said happening ( I really like the going back in time bit, just to make it believable you know?). I don't think that he had a single bad idea in there... unfortunately he was talking as tho it was a bad thing
"I will tell you the truth behind the September 11th 2001 incident. It was a plan put in place by the United Nations to increase the scientific and sociological progress of the human race. A strike team of Arabic men and convert agents was sent back in time to July 27th 2001, where they would prepare for an assault on the World Trade Center, and infiltrate the ranks of Iraqi religious groups, respectively. The goal, in short, was to stir up an increasing hatred of religion, long viewed by the U.N as an illness plaguing mankind. This and the events that followed were all orchestrated by the U.N. A few years after the the start of the War on Terror, scientists and scholars were sent, in order to aid research and spread their atheistic propaganda. Soon, they plan to implement a humanistic world-view into many country's governmental organizations, eventually labeling religion as a mass mental illness, have its practice outlawed, and it's followers hospitalized for de-programming, in the process. They plan to increase funds into scientific and medical research, mine the Earths moon, and strive to achieve a globally unified government. These are but few of many goals that they plan to accomplish. I am not allowed to divulge all the information. My purpose here today is to warn people of an expected religious war, and to advise that they should invest in tools and equipment that will ensure your safety. It has been noted that members of this particular internet website are especially sharp at discerning the truth behind many events, and so I was advised to begin here as you may be more accepting. Ideally, you should aim to own a gas mask, a gun, a reinforced bunker, and a plentiful supply of clean water, tinned food, and medicine for you and your family.
Of course, that's what the Reverse Vampires want you to think...
wait, wait, wait... "was sent back in time to July 27th 2001"
they have a time machine?! can I play with it?
and "These are but few of many goals that they plan to accomplish. I am not allowed to divulge all the information. My purpose here today is to warn people of an expected religious war, and to advise that they should invest in tools and equipment that will ensure your safety. It has been noted that members of this particular internet website are especially sharp at discerning the truth behind many events, and so I was advised to begin here as you may be more accepting. Ideally, you should aim to own a gas mask, a gun, a reinforced bunker, and a plentiful supply of clean water, tinned food, and medicine for you and your family. If you have any questions, feel free to ask."
so you're from the future too, is that it? wow! I totally believe you...
(your sarcasm detector should be going off right about now...)
heh... "convert agents"...
Dale Gribble, is that you?
("No, it's Shackleford... Rusty Shackleford...")
How many "convert agents" were there? Nun?
"sent back in time to July 27, 2001..."
No prob. Just go back to July 26 and kill them all. Pray for it, I'm sure it will happen.
"I am not allowed to divulge all the information..."
Let me guess; the Voices . . .
This is what makes shortwave conspiracy loons like Alex Jones so entertaining. Time travel is a new one. It usually involves: the UN/One World Government, which will exterminate 85% of humanity; concentracion camps in America for millions of good, God-fearing Christians; and last, but not least, I-know-it's-true-cuz-it's-in-Bible-prophecy.
I am just so very sad that this forum is no more. It's just the kind of place I love to lurk at; I find the different manifestations of mental illness so interesting and intriguing.
Sigh. Alas, poor Resistance Forum ...
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