Reazek Jun #fundie theresistancemanifesto.com

I will tell you the truth behind the September 11th 2001 incident. It was a plan put in place by the United Nations to increase the scientific and sociological progress of the human race. A strike team of Arabic men and convert agents was sent back in time to July 27th 2001, where they would prepare for an assault on the World Trade Center, and infiltrate the ranks of Iraqi religious groups, respectively. The goal, in short, was to stir up an increasing hatred of religion, long viewed by the U.N as an illness plaguing mankind. This and the events that followed were all orchestrated by the U.N. A few years after the the start of the War on Terror, scientists and scholars were sent, in order to aid research and spread their atheistic propaganda. Soon, they plan to implement a humanistic world-view into many country's governmental organizations, eventually labeling religion as a mass mental illness, have its practice outlawed, and it's followers hospitalized for de-programming, in the process. They plan to increase funds into scientific and medical research, mine the Earths moon, and strive to achieve a globally unified government. These are but few of many goals that they plan to accomplish. I am not allowed to divulge all the information. My purpose here today is to warn people of an expected religious war, and to advise that they should invest in tools and equipment that will ensure your safety. It has been noted that members of this particular internet website are especially sharp at discerning the truth behind many events, and so I was advised to begin here as you may be more accepting. Ideally, you should aim to own a gas mask, a gun, a reinforced bunker, and a plentiful supply of clean water, tinned food, and medicine for you and your family. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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