In Eve’s repository of eggs, were all the colors of skin, hair types, eye colors, etc., that are represented in our world today.
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But would it still be incest if we're still all from only two people?
And why would God make us different in the first place if that makes us more violent?
It's really sad to see the kind of apologetics needed to make this stuff make sense.
What!? He won't say that the eggs were white, blonde, blue-eyed, and of the purest race!? That's not the correct fundie talk!
@Fanatic-Templar
My life for the swarm!
So what, she only had two boys one of which killed the other. So, wait, where did we all come from then?
@Fordjano: I think he means ovaries.
LOL
{{falling on floor}}
*gasp*
LOL
"Repository of eggs"
*Several minutes of hysterical laughter*
*Wiping eyes* Oh wait, wait, I know how it happened now. *Snigger* Eve would sit in the middle of her repository of eggs, waiting for some unsuspecting angel to come along, whereupon the nearest egg would split open AND A FACEHUGGER WOULD POUNCE AT THE ANGEL!
Don't believe the lies! This is how the Nephilim truly began! It was that vile acid-blooded Eve corrupting everything again!
@ Susan
I was just surprised that a fundie would mention 'all the colors, hair types, eye colors'.
Since white, blonde and blue-eyed is what fundies consider 'ideal'. Ever notice that in every picture or photo of the ideal American family, they're always WHITE?
In Eve’s repository of eggs, were all the colors of skin, hair types, eye colors, etc., that are represented in our world today.
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Eve had 2 (count them: CAIN, ABEL = 2), yes I said 2 children. No others are documented in the big book, despite it having other geneologies going on page after page.
So fundies can't say where Cain's wife came from of anything else in their "one book is all I need", so whether Eve's ovaries were stocked with every sort of egg, and Adam with every sort of sperm IT DIDN'T MATTER: only 2 children CAIN & ABEL (deceased).
Anything else is made up post hoc to try and explain the impossibility of the bokk
And you know this how?
That's what I thought.
My friend Inge down the road has hens. They lay eggs of all different colours too!
Her ducks, though, tend to lay only eggs of a bluish tinge. What would than means, I wonder?
But for preference I would like a goose - a specific goose - the ones who lays golden eggs, please.
Since Eve was a clone of Adam, does that mean that all of those things were in his testicles, too? Besides, what about the curse of Ham? Finally, under Old Testament genetics, all you have to do to conceive a child of any skin color, hair type, eye color, etc., is to look at a picture of such a person while having sex.
Or not. People only have two copies of any particular gene, one from each parent. So I'm going to go with "umn, no, and I don't even have to get into the mythology to prove you're an idiot."
But she only had two children, both males, right?
Three mentioned in the Bible, but fundies insist that she and Adam went on having children for a few more centuries.
I don't want anybody to be too alarmed by this idea of an acid-blooded Eve, bringing sin into the world through her parasitic egg-spawn. For the Good Book speaks of a savior who descended from above to rid the world of this terrible sin. I shall quote from Revelations:
"And His head and His hair were braided like dreadlocks; and upon his face was a mask of iron, and his eyes were of thermal imaging; and His feet and hands were like claws; and His voice was like the sound of many synthasisers. And in His right hand He held a retractable spear; and His face was like some weird deep sea fish in its strength. And when I saw Him, I fell at His feet as a dead man. And He laid His right hand upon my spinal column, saying, 'want some candy?'"
Tempus and Septic Sceptic win the thread.
Also, CP missed the part about Eve only having 3 kids.
And because of Eve's periods, that's why we don't see people with a hundred arms, blue skin, and ninety stomachs.
“In Eve’s repository of eggs, were all the colors of skin, hair types, eye colors, etc., that are represented in our world today.”
The creationist model is that kinds only have the same kind as offspring. Meaning every woman after Eve should hve black, white, yellow, red ‘eggs,’ just like Eve, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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