I'm not sure if the bible teaches an ever existence burning hell (as opposed to being burned and annihilated). Those who teach that have some valid points. However, it's times like this that I sometimes disobey the bible in favor of a pagan belief in an eternal hell. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to see the enemies of God and these autocratic types writhe in pain forever.
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I'm not sure if the bible teaches an ever existence burning hell (as opposed to being burned and annihilated).
Who do you think you're kidding? You must think we're thicker than a whale sandwich if you believe we can't see that this is a prelude to a fundie threat of eternal damnation.
Nothing would give me more pleasure than to see the enemies of God people who believe differently than I do and these autocratic types guys who make fun of me writhe in pain forever.
See how clear everything becomes with just a little editing?
@Ranger Joe
She's mine you bastard!
Just watch, when you die and go to "heaven", you'll be surprised to find the devil there and that all his trickery literally created the false church which was yours. At least if I were Satan, that's what I'd do.
Shann: Actually, there's also Tarteros from Greek lore. However, I don't think it was ever thickly populated; its only tenants were high flight-risk characters (Sisyphos, anyone? That boulder isn't so much torture as a way to keep his mind busy with something other than cheating death a third time...) and the truly wicked (e.g. Tantalos, Ixion). I get the feeling that 5th/6th century Christians managed to append the entire neutral area between Elysium and Tarteros to the latter.
"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."
-- Matthew 7:1-2, King James Version
tim_from_pa
Your depravity is beyond words. It is to be hoped your DNA line is short lived. You must be so full of pride to be saving your brain cells for the afterlife.
Odds are you like kicking puppies and kittens too.
Do the planet a favor and recycle yourself.
Its good to know your superstition it just that. There are no enemies of dog, because all dogs are make believe.
So the idea of an eternal hell is Pagan? But you think God's going to let you watch?
For fuck sakes tim pick a side!
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Hel was a cross between Loki and a Frost Giant. image ME WANT SNU-SNU!
"Nothing would give me more pleasure than to see the enemies of God and these autocratic types writhe in pain forever."
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
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I'm not sure if the bible teaches an ever[sic] existence burning hell
If you can't speak properly, shut the fuck up.
Pagans don't believe in eternal firey hell, most neopagans believe in reincarnation, there may be a temporary punishment but it's only temporary and then you get to go back and try again and hopefully not be such a dick next time.
Also, you are just such a sweet person, not.
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