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1. START PREACHING/READING THE WORD OF GOD.

2. Destroy the liberal media.

3. Oust all Democrats and at least 1/2 of the Republicans.

4. Imprison all members of the A.C.L.U., for treason.

5. Execute all abortion "Doctors" for murder.

6. Illegalize the following crimes and make them Capital Offenses: Abortion, Homosexuality, Pornography {making, selling, distributing, using, buying}, Child Molestation, and Gang activity.

7. Teach CREATION SCIENCE in all schools. Show evolution for the joke that it is. Imprison anyone who claims this "theory" is fact and force them to undergo psychological counseling; for they are mentally incompetent, and dangerous.

8. Imprison all college deans and professors who try to indoctrinate our youth into communism. Twenty years hard labor should do the trick.

9. Take away all money '$$$' from the arts until they conform to good and holy principals/taste and guidelines.

10. Force all ILLEGAL aliens back to their own countries. FORCE THEM! Yes, using force is good here.
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There you go; ten things to start the U.S.A. back to a great country. There are a few more things we need to do, but this would get us started back on track.

SOLI DEO GLORIA.

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