Has anyone here ever been controled by a masturbating spirit? If so how did you get delivered from it and if your not, why dont you think you should?
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Alejandro, thanks for the translation.
Seeing as current medical research seems to indicate that frequent ejaculations from your teens through to your thirties (and perhaps beyond, I'm not taking any chances) appear to reduce the risk of prostate cancer, what are the odds of an epidemic of such cancers in future fundie generations?
>>Seeing as current medical research seems to indicate that frequent ejaculations from your teens through to your thirties (and perhaps beyond, I'm not taking any chances) appear to reduce the risk of prostate cancer, what are the odds of an epidemic of such cancers in future fundie generations? <<
O Wanker, who's art is pleasure,
I can imagine Watchman getting his tennis elbow treated years from now:
I like the last line, "Why don't you think you should?" Because it's a completely harmless activity, dumbass! And it keeps us from going nuts from sexual frustration! (Coffee doesn't have a current boyfriend, damnit)
I once went to a slave-owning country, and tried to trick slave masters into freeing their slaves. It was easy, as long as you attract them and get them drunk. How would you do that? Simple. Just use a master-baiting spirit.
For masturbation spirits, I recommend the Song of Songs, as well as Ezekiel 23 if you're kinky.
Or you could get higher-quality porn from the internet.
It's called having an erection.
Happened in Civ. today. It was really awkward because I couldn't do anything and it made me really fidgety, but then it went away.
Interestingly, I was reading an article about Linux at the time.
not really, but i would like to meet him, is he cute?
oh, and he can bring his friends Bob Jones, and Charles Oitus
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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