"This country does NOT protect the rights of Canadian citizens that are not illuminati members, and MOST Canadians are illuminati members!!!!
The Canadians who are not illuminati members are normal looking to very good looking, the illuminati member ones which makes up over 99% of the Canadian population are noticeably below average looking!!! many of them are straight out ugly!!
Only reptilians are illuminati members, NO humans are obviously, since no humans are evil."
Well, I fear I have to tell you the terrible truth: All humans are in truth reptoidsss. However, most are locked in human form and persona and cannot access their powersss. The Illuminati are those who have unlocked their true potential.
(You can trust me. I am not human/reptilian but a Mimic Octopus blessed with immortality by the Lords of the Tentacles, they who reside in the Octopus's Garden)
Seriously: How have the ranks of the Illuminati and the Reptoidsss inflated from world politicians and celebrities to entire nations of mostly unimportant people? I mean, sure, if you want to rule the world in secret, it would make much more sense to make yourself the éminence grise (or at least other indirect positions of power such as advisors or spouses/courtesans) instead of the rulers themselves, but that is taking it way too far into the other direction. If the Reptilian Illuminati have 35 million members in Canada alone, why would they not openly place themselves as a global superpowered elite, instead of using only a few to infiltrate human society and wasting the rest in a pointlessly detailed simulation of human economy? I think the Reptilian Illuminati should invest more in logistic planning.
Also, I thought Canada was cold and the Reptoids cold-blooded. Shouldn't they avoid Canada? It would make much more sense if they were Mexican/Latin American. This way, we are also able to finally answer the question why they are so dedicated to illegally immigrate into the United States (besides that "hoping for a better life" lie).
I suspect a troll.