James Wilson #fundie fstdt.com

What Satan has done is wickedly clever. Swift has the optimal amount of perkiness in her breasts, and they are unnaturally circular to attempt to seduce men whenever she bends over while wearing a tank top and she shows off her breasts in these outrageously tight outfits where she barely manages to keep her breasts in the top. It's an utter abomination unto the Lord Jesus Christ!

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