“What Satan has done is wickedly clever.”
But YOU figured it out, so how clever could it really be?
“Swift has the optimal amount of perkiness in her breasts,”
I’ve never seen her naked, so i cannot say how much of that is her bosom and how much is a really good tailor. And IIRC, optimal perkitude involves the direction the nipples point to. Haven’t seen those, can’t judge this claim.
On the other hand, what I have seen of her breastses does not require supernatural influence to explain.
“and they are unnaturally circular”
Gotta think if she had any work done, they’d be far less aerodynamic.
“to attempt to seduce men whenever she bends over”
I appreciate looking, but i’d never be seduced by her.
“while wearing a tank top and she shows off her breasts in these outrageously tight outfits”
In Hell, you’ll be forced to diagram this sentence until you get it right.
“where she barely manages to keep her breasts in the top.”
And yet she does. That’s why i lean towards a good tailor being involved.
“It's an utter abomination unto the Lord Jesus Christ!”
But he made breasts. He made men appreciate breasts. He made breasts to be appreciated. SOME of them are better than others. Nothing she has is actually outside of the possibility of natural human endowment.
