[When asked to supply a GOOD reason to believe in a god]
I can supply u with a bunch of good reasons.
1.He's real and deserves all the praise and glory
2.He gives us peace. (If we ask for it)
3.If u don't, u'll send urself 2 hell. That can't be 2 pleasant.
4.If u do, u'll go to Heaven and get to see Him face to face in all His glory.
5.He loves us soooo much.
That enough for you? Cuz I have more.
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Ah, he's just a soul-vampire. He'll eat your soul raw or scorched, it doesn't matter.
@Eric the Blue: when my crisis hit, Jesus told me to seek psychiatric treatment. So I did. Sensible dude, Jesus.
I can supply u with a bunch of good reasons to kiss Hank's ass.
1.He's real and deserves all the praise and glory and ass-kissing.
2.He gives us advances on the million dollars. (If we ask for it)
3.If u don't, u'll arrange for Hank to kick the shit out of you. That can't be 2 pleasant.
4.If u do, u'll collect the million dollars.
5.He loves us soooo much.
"1.He's real and deserves all the praise and glory"
That's only a good reason if there is some credible evidence that God is real... but there isn't any.
"2.He gives us peace. (If we ask for it)"
Prove it. I've asked God for peace, but we don't have peace. Millions and millions of Christians pray for peace every day, but we don't have peace.
"3.If u don't, u'll send urself 2 hell. That can't be 2 pleasant."
That might be a great reason if there was some credible evidence that hell exists. Otherwise, it's just more hot air.
"4.If u do, u'll go to Heaven and get to see Him face to face in all His glory."
Same as hell. No proof of heaven, not even the slightest shred of evidence to show heaven to be anythuing but wishful thinking.
"5.He loves us soooo much."
Except that you haven't shown that God exists. Fictional characters cannot actually love you, Jen.
Theological debate with a fundie:
Why should someone believe in God?
Well, because He's real.
But how do you know He's real?
Because He exists.
But how do you know He exists?
Because if you don't believe in Him, He'll send you to hell.
But how can he send you to hell if He doesn't exist?
But He does exist!
But how do you know He exists?
Because He's real.
(BANG!) questioner's head explodes ...
You know, in math, we have what is known as proof by contradiction. We make an assumption, and see where it leads to, eventually reaching a contradiction, which means our original assumption was false.
#2 and #5 contradict each other, thus, the original assumption (God exists) is false.
I hate Spirit Speak with the very depths of my soul. It means that you don't know how to talk to people who don't believe, therefore condescend to them in a bunch of jargon that assumes you're right without question. Talk about missing the point, then pushing people away.
All of your "reasons" presuppose the existence of God, and could equally be applied to Allah, Buddah, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Think before you post, please.
Jen, the problem with your answer is that one must already presume your God exists and that your Bible is true; thus, one must already be a member of your religion in order for your answer to apply.
Oh dear, that's too technical. Let's see if I can simplify it for you:
"lolz u dont no how 2 lojik!!11one! plz stfu kthxbye"
"1.He's real and deserves all the praise and glory"
Hey, give us some too. D:
"2.He gives us peace. (If we ask for it)"
Will he give me a pony if I ask for it, though?
"3.If u don't, u'll send urself 2 hell. That can't be 2 pleasant."
Neither can being as retarded as you are.
"4.If u do, u'll go to Heaven and get to see Him face to face in all His glory."
Is he hot?
"5.He loves us soooo much."
Well, ma'am, I hope that's good enough for you, because men don't generally go for girls with IQs below 50 or so, so you'll definitely need SOMEONE to love you.
1.If he's real, why does he make it so hard for people to believe in his existence
2.So the reason that Christians spew so much hatred is because they don't bother asking for peace?
3.I don't send myself to hell, HE sends me to hell, it's the abusive spouse defence all over again (She made me do it to her)
4.So your all powerful God has low self esteem and therefore needs to make 6 billion people just to stroke his ego? Still sounding like an abusive MF to me.
5.Yet he's willing to send us to hell at the drop of a hat, not exactly what I call love.
1) Reiteration
2) Yes. Ankle deep in blood during the battle of Armageddon. Some peaceful deity.
3) Ah, I see he resorts to threats, which just proves he wasn't actually good in the first place.
4) Provided you're in the right denomination apparently. And wouldn't his glory refer to his ego?
5) But step out of line and he'll torture you forever. Interesting definition of love.
1. How do you know?
2. Not a good reason.
3. How do you know?
4. How do you know?
5. How do you know?
1.He's real and deserves all the praise and glory
You’ll have to prove that he is real first and then you still have to prove that he deserves praise and glory. The way he is portrayed in the OT doesn’t show much that one could consider praiseworthy.
2.He gives us peace. (If we ask for it)
Bullshit. Anyone caught in a war ever has probably asked for peace and how many have received it?
3.If u don't, u'll send urself 2 hell. That can't be 2 pleasant.
So, it’s blackmail. Tell me again how he “deserves all the praise and glory”.
4.If u do, u'll go to Heaven and get to see Him face to face in all His glory.
Not only blackmail but also bribery. It’s the old “carrot and the stick” tactic.
5.He loves us soooo much.
Yeah, he loves us “soooo much” that he sends us to a place of eternal(!) torture if we do not kiss his ass, with no chance of parole.
Confused?
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