Evolution is a tool that the Academic Cartel uses to further hurt the esteem of students.
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Students converted to accepting they are apes and animals, start resorting to lack of control and other animal behavior.
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Academic Cartel? That's so cool! I want to join, I want to join!
If one's self-esteem can't handle the facts, maybe one needs to lose a little self-esteem.
Sounds like fundies who stopped believing in God, and immediately started copulating with their barnyard animals, because their belief that God would punish them was the only thing that held them back before.
Must be those "educated, intelligent" bastards at it again huh?
(google "we are being attacked by the intelligent, educated"
"Students converted to accepting they are apes and animals, start resorting to lack of control and other animal behavior.
You're only saying that because you're probably too ugly and uptight for "evolutionists" to have any animal urges about you.
Just because you may need to be told constantly not to do bad things, does not mean the rest of us do.
Most of us get the lesson after the first go.
And Christianity teaches that you're a wretched, evil sinner incapable of any real righteousness, overcome with evil and sin, whose good works amount to the value of filthy rags, worthy of eternal torment in the flames of hell.
Yeah, I know I was a perfect little angel until somebody told me my 40,000-times-great grandparents were hairy apes. Then I said, "well, I guess I'll start acting like a gorilla". Once I explained to my parents that their 39,999-times-great grandparents were hairy apes, they were cool with my apish behavior, except they got annoyed at the enormous banana bill.
Evolution is a tool that the Academic Cartel uses to further hurt the esteem of students.
Hey, green slave women will only take us so far. There's got to be something to fall back on.
Total bullshit. When I was younger I had streaks of racism and sexism, but an understanding of evolution got both out of me very quickly. My behaviour got better, not worse.
Okay, okay, I got much nastier toward fundies, but I'm unapologetic about that, you idiots ask for it.
“Evolution is a tool that the Academic Cartel uses to further hurt the esteem of students.”
“Students converted to accepting they are apes and animals, start resorting to lack of control and other animal behavior.”
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