If the Bible will not give eternal benefits to homosexuals, if they cannot inherit the kingdom of God, why, on this world, should they get bonus pay or employment benefits?
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Because fuck you, that's why, Clingyshit.
Oh, my, there's that liberal name-calling.
Damn right, skippy.
Broton, I've posted more words here than anyone poster of recent days. It's time you came out of the closet and declared what type of sex you like most. Asexual scientifically plausible cloning or some other sort. Perhaps a stem cell harvest could be used to clone you another wife, or entire Harem. Grow them in a fishtank like the Matrix.
Why does it bother you? Surely all your wealth should be given to the poor anyway? You can't take it with you, after all.
Oh, or maybe you know perfectly bloody well this is the only life you've got, and you're determined to make it miserable for other people.
Where in the Bible does it mention bonus pay or employment benefits? Is Mr Klingenschmitt forgetting that what is Caesar's is Caesar's and what is God's is God's?
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Broton of Loch Ness:Philip, why will you not explain yourself fully? If you want to be respected, stop making these silly little verbal jabs and tell us what you think.
P-G:Broton, I've posted more words here than anyone poster of recent days.
Doesn't say much for your ability to explain yourself then, does it, P-G?
@Philip... or is that Terence & Philip ? (South Park.)
OK since you asked, I go between heterosexual and asexual depending on my mood / state of health / stress levels / astrological aspects / phase of the moon / how hot the weather is and how much cleavage the local girls are showing, etc.
Now Philip, would you like to give your comment on the original post?
Ok, to every intellectual in hearing range.
The statement is predicated conditionally on the existence of eternal life. OBEs would be a logical place to look for evidence. Look at statistics.
Start with the predicated number assumption.
If the bible claims life is eternal what evidence is there for that? Got to go. Work to do.
It was only Paul who had a hate-on for homosexuals and the "effeminate", and I don't see a religion called Paulianity. Jesus, on the other hand, preached that the kingdom of God belongs to all who follow him and treat others with charity, compassion, and love... maybe you ought to try that some time.
"If the Bible will not give eternal benefits to Jews, if they cannot inherit the kingdom of God, why, on this world, should they get bonus pay or employment benefits?"
Fixed it for you... always helps if you know what the Bible actually says, but Gordon here is a former Chaplain so he has no excuse in that regard.
First of all, this logic makes no sense. Second, you don't know that homosexuals won't inherit the Kingdom of God. Third, you suck.
Yes, yes. I listened to your whining about ENDA, Gordy.
Christians are being persecuted yet again it seems. /*sarcasm.
EDIT:
This is the full video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbesAbFzunM
Complete DARVO. Can't think of anything clever to say, this is just enraging.
@Xotan
"@ Broton of Loch Ness
Will ye nae feed tha trolls, mon!"
Most awfully sorry Xotan, but I'm afraid I can't quite understand what you are saying, old chap! ;-)
Gordy's onto something here. If gays aren't welcome in heaven, then why should they get the right to vote? Or live in this country? Or live at all, really? They're going to hell anyway.
... deepest sarcasm intended.
@P-G
Common law is a system of law based on precedent. That precedent, however, is capped by the Constitution which makes clear the basis upon which the US is founded. Crying "common law!" is irrelevant.
Ps. The Koran doesn't have the words "thou shalt not lie"
“... the curse of Allah be on him if he is one of the liars.” (Surah an-Nur 24:8)
“Surely Allah does not guide him aright who is a liar, ungrateful.” (Surah az-Zumar 39:3)
“...therefore avoid the uncleanness of the idols and avoid false words.” (Surah Hajj 22:30)
And speaking of lying and liars, P-G, where are my sixty bucks?
I wouldn't wish to imagine that you, a Christian, would lie as well.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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