“If Evolution Was Real... we probably wouldn't exist. Think about it.”
Thinking.
I think that the science that tries to explain why we exist is not really set up to keep us from existing.
“If there was no God...what would be the point of developing the wide variety of emotions that humans have?”
If evolution is real, it’s scientific.
Science is naturalistic.
Naturalistic science has no opinion on the supernatural.
All the gods are supernatural.
So, if evolution is real, it has no bearing on whether or not any gods exist, your point is just a bullshit connotation Creationists try to add to the science to strawman it.
“I mean, our emotions, a lot of times, don't lend well to the survival of our species. People are thinkers that can choose not to have children, have only a few, take a few years break in between having children, etc.”
And yet, overall, our population increases. So, the emotions of the small percentage of couples that remain childless seem to have fuck-alll to do with survival of the species.
“An animal that is able to reproduce will always do so if given the chance - even if reproduction always results in death for the mother, father, or both!”
Do you have anything to show that they actually intend to reproduce, and are not just trying to have sex?
I’m thinking of the penguins that go out and fuck a rock, rather than rape the females who chose different mates.
“If humans thought like animals, we'd all have a baby every year with the first available person regardless of circumstances because survival of the species is most important.”
You mean if humans did NOT think. IF we just let our dicks lead our behavior. But we DO think and make choices. Which is not a disproof of evolution.
“Of course God commands us to be fruitful and multiply but...well, if our complex emotions actually decrease our productivity as a species...what's the point?”
OUr emotions evolved for conditions that no longer apply.
it’s why our ‘fight or flight’ reflexes have changed into humor. Because we cannot run from the workplace or punch our boss in the throat. Instead, we deflect, we joke, we survive by a different means.
“To make us closer to God!”
Meh. Your god’s a bit of a psychopath.
“God gave us the gift of emotion (not that animals don't have emotions, but not like humans of course)”
How do you measure emotions and prove they’re different?
“to make humans - made in His image - distinctly separate from the other creatures of the Earth. That's proof enough of God for me! PTL!”
Proof? You misspell ‘rationalization’ horribly.