Rather than bulletproof bras, the females should all be sent home to mind their husband's home and kitchen.
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A bullet proof bodice would be more helpful as it would cover more area and support without binding.
Oh, and Bob? Why don't you come out with me to the gun range sometime?... I've never tried a moving target with the lever action rifle.
(Shotgun too easy for him.)
Better yet than a bullet-proof bodice, a bullet-proof full corset. With bullet-proof lace panties, bullet-proof garter belt, bullet-proof stockings and spiked heels . . .
I'd submit to that policewoman any day.
the females should all be sent home to mind their husband's home and kitchen.
Yes, because we know that all women really just want to be slave/servant/rape victim/punching bag to a man. Is it that hard for you dipshits realize that not all women need to rely on a husband/owner for a sense of personal identity?
But, Bob, I don't have a husband....should I be sent home to mind my wife's home and kitchen? And what if she gets sent home for the same reason? How would we pay the bills???
Blah, blah, blah, misogyny.
On another note, bulletproof bras sound awesome (but, I have to wonder why such a specific item would exist...you would think that the standard vest, just designed to more efficiently fit a female form would be more appropriate...).
Pssst, hey Bob, I got a bulletproof jockstrap for cheap. I'm thinking you'll need it.
The bras aren't bulletproof, they just lack the hardware that may be driven through the skin by impact to the vest. IOW, sports bras.
Alright, now I want a bulletproof bra. That sounds awesome.
Bob thinks single women don't exist. Neither, apparently, do widows, lesbians or those who don't like/don't want/can't afford marriage.
Their husband's home and kitchen? I own 50 percent of our house*, thank you very much; it's just as much MY house and kitchen as it is my husband's, and as I spend at least twice as much time as he does in the kitchen, I'd say it's mostly mine. The sauna is his, I almost never use it.
* Or rather, the bank owns most of it, but the part that we do own, we share equally.
Bulletproof Bras? Meh...:
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...women wearing Gatling Bras? I'm hard. :9
...and you lot are all for the 2nd Amendment, are you not? The NRA have no problem with women arming themselves, therefore enjoy your paradox, bobbie-boy . >:D
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