[Is heven (sic) on top of the big cloud made of gold?]
No, it is on top of earth, and is about the size of the moon. An interesting fact is that this moon sized object of gold will land on earth. If a moon tried it now, gravity would exist, and we would be wiped out good and proper. Heavens, imagine the tides even?! That means that gravity, as we know it, just will not apply. Neither of course will decay.
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Where does a moon-sized gold heaven come from? Why are you using the modern science size of the moon, rather than the Biblical size of the moon, since they thought it was much smaller then? Why do you assert that the laws of physics must give way to your myth? Why are you so full of brain damage?
"No, it is on top of earth, and is about the size of the moon. An interesting fact is that this moon sized object of gold will land on earth."What? Where are you getting this stuff? Your use of the word "fact" is some new useage with which I'm not familiar.
"If a moon tried it now,"
As if moons were capable of "trying" things
"gravity would exist,"
Gravity DOES exist, you dolt.
"and we would be wiped out good and proper."
Exactly what would be "good" and "proper" about everyone on earth being wiped out?
"Heavens, imagine the tides even?!"
OK.
"That means that gravity, as we know it, just will not apply."
No, that means that your assertion of an invisible, gold, moon-sized object with will land on earth is just another hunk of unflushed dad crap.
"Neither of course will decay."
See above.
"Our present state of the universe, and laws of physics will be no more."
Prove it. Please show your work.
"That is real science 101."
No, that's a bunch of wild ravings pulled out of your butt.
"This is a temporary universal state."
You have no evidence to support that position.
"Our present state of the universe, and laws of physics will be no more. That is real science 101. This is a temporary universal state."
Regular suppliers to this site, such as "dad," JohnR7, supersport, Carico, and a couple others fit the description a friend of mine used recently: They are only in Reality on a tourist visa!
Yeah, I don't read a whole lot around here, so it stands to reason that I would miss some stuff. Okay, a lot of stuff. I saw the complaints about 'where did dad go' and I wondered what all the fuss was about. Thought some folks were overstating the case. I can see that you weren't.
Whoa . . . weird. For a moment there, I thought CousinTed was my husband Chan.
It brings to mind all the southern gospel songs about heaven having streets of "purest gold"... do they know how much gold weighs?I'm gonna step from star to star
when I go down the milky way
I'm gonna see my friends and loved ones
in that golden street parade
There'll be horses by the millions
with the shout of jubilee
Hand in hand with the king
in that golden street parade...
oh yeah, all that heavenly horseshit...
I think what he's talking about is the "city" of "New Jerusalem" as mentioned in Revelations. Supposed to be ~1500 miles to a side.
You know what the worst thing about this post is? The fact that his fucking icon is Einstein. I'm pretty sure Einstein would have refused to be in the same state as this fucktard, let alone allow his pic to be associated with his illogical unscientific bullshit rantings. Besides Einstein wasn't an Xtian so therefore he must have worshipped satan by this waste of space's standards.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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